Colin retweeted
when we solve orangutan communication they are going to be so stoked about the emoji 🦧 we made for them
Incel who believes in reincarnation so he kills himself to move on to the next life just to spawn back in as the Norwood 5 cat
Colin retweeted
the perfect job
- earns enough to sustain life
- defensible before god
- can be easily explained to a child
Colin retweeted
gay people be making pots and pans music but wont pick up a pot or pan and cook a meal just smoke pot and be pan
Colin retweeted
A: Kim Jong is ill!
C: Kim Jong-il? The dead guy??
A: No, Kim Jong-UN is ill, Kim's Jong-il's son.
C: Kim Il-sung?? Ain't he dead too??
A: Yes but he's eternally president, it's like he's undead
C: Kimg Jong-un is DEAD???
A: No, I said he was ill!!
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🚨#BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports claim Kim Jong Un may have "secretly died" in China.



























