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Minneapolis
Joined October 2011
Noticing a lot of dst rankings disparity this week! Not sure if you’ve already discussed but could be a great topic. #ASKFFT @AdamAizer
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Minnesotans are ready to legalize adult-use cannabis and expunge cannabis convictions in our state – and I’m ready to sign it into law.
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I’m switching from vodka doubles to free basing nail polish remover. This fucking team. 🙄
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Fantasy Ox retweeted
YEAHHHHH wht he said!!🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮
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Fantasy Ox retweeted
How to optimize fantasy football: 1. Move championships to Week 16 2. End all bye weeks by Week 13 3. Eliminate kickers 4. Half-PPR 5. Add a FLEX 6. Make sure there are no kickers 7. Add a last-place punishment 8. No trade vetoes unless obvious collusion 9. Ban kickers
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Replying to @rileypscott
America is the birthplace of the English language
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Replying to @FFHitman
@FFHitman drop for the thanksgiving awards on the #megalodon episode is so 🔥. Little pinch harmonic at the end ☠️. What kind of guitar did you play on this?
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And I just finished the episode so I’m throwing in a #thiccsgiving tag 😆
football addiction isn’t laying on your couch on Sunday watching RedZone for 10 straight hours, it’s having your phone out at lunch with family watching the 4-8 Jaguars take on the 3-9 Lions and having a mild panic attack when every TLaw dropback isn’t targeted to Evan Engram
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There is a legit shot that K.J. Osborn emerges as the best WR on the #Vikings this season, and it's not a hot take.
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Remember Austin Seferian-Jenkins?
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Guess I’m doing this now… very addicting! #wordle Wordle 220 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I'll say what everyone else is thinking (and also saying): It's ludicrous that the Bills didn't get a chance to tie it. Change the rule.
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People are wild man
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Ultimately, history will be pretty kind to Mike Zimmer. He was far better than the coach he replaced. He got the team to the NFC championship game. He coached the biggest play in the team’s history. And until the past two seasons, put dominating defenses on the field.
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Sums it up.
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Jonathan Taylor managers currently:
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Tom Brady checking his fantasy team that has Joe Mixon and Najee Harris
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Stay of the year
If the Vikings had won all of their games so far this year they would be undefeated right now.
ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO RETWEETS THIS WILL WIN MY MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY! NEW ORLEANS SAINTS VS SEATTLE SEAHAWKS! WIN THE PARLAY, MY BOOK, SHOUTOUT! MUST BE FOLLOWING ME AND RETWEET TO WIN! I’LL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:45 EST! TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON! #NFL #NOvsSEA
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