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when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
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Uncanny
maia poet looks like if rex from victorious made a wish to become human
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If STAR WARS had a $10 Budget - Hoth Battle
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Beyond disgusting…The bar is in hell
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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how it feels being white and killing your family
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Reminder police K9s are allowed to maul you and if you understandably try to fight the dog with force you can get assault charges. But if police kill your dog like this it takes 7 years for the justice system to give you compensation most of the time never at all.
🚨 A family opened their back door to let their dog out... and a cop they didn't know was there KILLED her in five seconds. Then he pointed his gun at her OWNER. Her name was Tesla. A 3-year-old black Lab from Rochester, New York. October 19th, 2018. Police were chasing two suspects through backyards. They already had them in CUFFS. It was OVER. But Officer Javier Algarin hopped the Dempsey family's fence AGAIN. No warrant. No knock. Nobody inside even knew he was there. Three seconds later, Charles Dempsey opened the back door. Tesla ran off her OWN porch into her OWN backyard. "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey!" BANG. BANG. Five seconds. She was DEAD. Then he turned the gun on Charles. "LEAVE MY PROPERTY!" Charles screamed. "Get back!" the officer yelled. Years later, under oath: Could this have been avoided if you'd just knocked and asked permission? His answer: "Yes." The family fought for seven years. A federal jury found him PERSONALLY liable. $125,000. Rochester's training? "DELIBERATE INDIFFERENCE." At least 6 dogs killed by that department from 2017 to 2019. And that officer? He's STILL on the job. In 5 days it'll be EIGHT YEARS since Tesla died in her own yard. HOW IS HE STILL WEARING A BADGE?!!!!!!
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Me everyday
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What causes rape? ❌Clothing ❌Alcohol ❌Walking alone at night ✅Rapists
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Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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This is the only reason it’s going to be live streamed.
The U.S. military plans to livestream the execution of Nidal Hasan, the ex-Army major who was convicted of the 2009 killing of 13 people at Fort Hood, when he faces a firing squad on Dec. 3, a Pentagon official said. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said earlier Thursday the Pentagon planned to make the execution public. Hasan's case could mark the military's first execution of an American service member since 1961.
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I mean, they’re not even trying to hide it anymore.
🚨 Pete Hegseth gives speech echoing Nazi Germany imagery.
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the everything app
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Shout me when they can get it to Hell. Thatcher you’ve got a surprise coming in the post
Boy writes letter to his late dad in heaven and gets a reply [via/ ThisMorning]
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Bitch, I just hollered bc that’s exactly what they would do
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it's funnier when you can imagine them as either/or
The cannabis in my bloodstream fighting my suicidal thoughts
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slapping your homie in the face then hitting the nae nae #beastmode
this might be one of the most deserved smacks i’ve ever seen
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Best video game adaptation ever #imcreggnant
Replying to @PturtIe
We will be seated for the Resident Evil Movie #creggermakesmepreggers
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