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part of @wearemrthing . I really like a crumpet. SOUND GUY AND WEST END COFFEE IMPRESARIO

London, England
Joined January 2009
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Still the greatest Liam video ever xitter.cf/gav_gardn3r/status/179…
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Only 12.5% of the accommodation in this hotel is occupied, which makes one ruminate.
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One of my backstage guilty pleasures... cheese slices. What's your gulity pleasure?
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Can you guess what film I’m going to see? Like for Barbie Retweet for Pink Panther Strikes Again
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This could spell disaster.
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My biggest fear about dying is I've left very clear instructions that I want an open casket with Pogs over my eyes, but I just know I'm going to end up with Tazos.
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On his last night in OLIVER! at the Palladium #barryhumphries stepped forward at the curtain call and said "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a very sad night in the history of the British theatre." We all laughed, thinking he was referring to himself. He went on... 1/3
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RIP Barry Humphries. If you haven’t watched his 4 appearances on Parkinson as Dame Edna you’re in for a real treat. Effortlessly witty and as Parkinson confirmed his favourite & funniest guest! 💔
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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
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Investigation launched following near-miss between Russian fighter jets and Nelly Furtado flying like a bird over the Black Sea
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owenvisser retweeted
I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names: 1.) I am afraid of electricity
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I think it's time for a cup of tea with a shortbread biscuit.
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A cat was saved from under the rubble in Turkey. It now refuses to leave its rescuer's side.
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owenvisser retweeted
Are you this old? 🤔
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Welcome to the multimedia mayhem of Mr. Thing (@wearemrthing). Join Tom, Owen and puppet Steve (@Daniel_Veronica) as they dive into a chaotic universe of live music, comedy sketches, interviews, games and jingles. Tickets available at waterlooeast.co.uk/the-mr-th…
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Stephen Toast (Matt Berry) is chosen to narrate Prince Harry's new book
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JAIL for anyone who tries to move to the door before a tube is in the station
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