The trouble is, you think you have all the time in the world... Until you're told that you don't.

Stasiland
Joined October 2010
John T retweeted
OH FFS 🤦‍♂️ It’s impossible to have a more pathetically weak, coward for a leader if you tried.
NOW - Macron addresses the nation, calling for order and says that the youth of France are "expressing great anguish and concern about the future... we need to pay heed to what they are saying and we must not minimise the hardships that they are facing."
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The same Labour Party that sent a team to the US to campaign for Kamala Harris? Or a different Labour Party?
JUST IN: UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham claims Russia “clearly” interfered in the 2016 Brexit vote.
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You drove for 25 miles for Burnham's petrol jackpot
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I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Is it me or does that sound a little familiar
JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russian officials say "situation under control" following lab leak.
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I once told a twitter shitposter hiding behind a Bill character that Manchester was built on rock solid finances, while knowing it was actually being financed by serial cheats from Abu Dhabi.
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"You know that feeling when only water will quench your thirst but you're paying the same price as people who have a capri sun, that's not right. We're going to do something about it, we're going to regulate meal deals fairly"
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All this fuss over a few explosives 🙄 It’s not like they threw an empty plastic bottle at police or anything serious.
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I really think the British public's patience at being hectored by a bus shagging ponce, who thinks a personality is 8 pints of tea and a packet of scampi fries and whose sole claim to legitimacy is the backing a party of social worker frumps, wearing pretty thin.
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John T retweeted
Start with the basics look at the roads and pavements This country is a slum now Politicians couldn't give a fuck
Who'd have thought that simple dashcam footage capturing the streets, cars, buildings, and radio of Britain in 1993 would be so comforting to watch today?
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"I'm sorry you were raped, but at least the risk of being raped has been distributed fairly." Tiny, evil, man.
🚨 CAR CRASH INTERVIEW: ANDY BURNHAM DEFENDS DUMPING MIGRANTS IN EVERY TOWN BY CLAIMING RISK IS FAIRLY SPREAD! Watch Prime Minister Andy Burnham completely fall apart on camera trying to defend his chaotic border policies. Stammering, stuttering, and visibly terrified of his own words, Burnham actually tried to justify Operation Scatter by claiming that spreading unvetted arrivals across every single town in Great Britain makes it fair! Think about the sheer insult of that logic. His grand solution to local residents feeling unsafe on their own streets is not to stop the boats or deport illegal entrants, but to ensure that every single community in the country is forced to suffer the exact same risk! The only fair policy is not scattering thousands of unvetted men into quiet British villages and towns. The only fair policy for British taxpayers is detaining them and removing them from our country entirely. Burnham cannot govern, cannot answer basic questions, and is turning Great Britain into an administrative disaster. The mask has completely slipped. Watch this humiliating trainwreck and RT and SHARE everywhere to demand real border security NOW! 🇬🇧🔥
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Everyone who was alive back then remembers where they were on 9/11. We were on honeymoon in Ireland & I still have the newspapers from the following day.
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John T retweeted
Tax the fuck out of everything and spunk it up the wall on dossers. This is the Labour way. The party and its supporters never learn, and they probably never will.
🚨 SUMMARY: Andy Burnham will give all England mayors powers to introduce a "tourist tax" on overnight stays from 2028 - The tax will be a percentage of the accommodation cost and will apply to hotels, B&Bs and holiday lets - The rate will be uncapped, although the Government does not expect mayors to charge more than 5% - For example, on a £100 overnight stay, a 5% tax would add £5, and a £500 five-night holiday would add £25 - Money raised will stay locally to fund public transport, high streets, public spaces, attractions and tourism - It will be up to each mayor or eligible local leader whether to introduce it - UKHospitality estimates the tax could cost 33,000 jobs and add £100-£120 to the average family holiday because Mayors will make use of it being uncapped
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This one's for you, Harry! – at Newcastle-under-Lyme, England
Days of Thunder. Summer 2028.
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John T retweeted
Noel Gallagher summed all this up perfectly 15 years ago
Lawless youths torch field of cars in warped tribute to victim of A66 crash: As hundreds of extra police are drafted into Middlesbrough amid fears of gang carnage, masked thugs show what they think of crackdown
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As the Home Office are issuing guides for asylum seekers, I thought I would do a couple of my own, for all men.
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Getting older is realising the people in power are not just clueless, they are pointless
Tomorrow we’ll be updating planning rules to give stronger protection for pubs. We’re drawing a line so developers have to prove there’s genuinely no way to save a pub before they can even think about knocking it down. Building the homes we desperately need shouldn’t come at the cost of the pubs we love. thetimes.com/article/1ad9d82…
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That Save Water ad can fuck off. Fix your pipes first. Bastards.
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So, to be clear, he fills his cabinet with convicted criminals, fraudsters & tax dodgers then stops us from ever finding out about minister’s previous crimes. Then releases the murderers of an innocent police officer. Then buggers off on holiday to avoid scrutiny. Righto.
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