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Joined March 2011
You laugh you go to hell
shes thinking about white boys
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And she was correct
Why you always hating on minecraft? — because its for ugly people and children curiouscat.me/slayyyter/post…
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Accidentally describing my brunch as orgasmic in front of my boyfriend who’s never made me cum #oops #shady
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Oct photodump but it gets shittier and shittier
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This is making me realise the niihai bubble dress looks better in white than black…. I’m at a dilemma now
𝕳𝖔𝖙 & 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌. Friday 16th October pre save link in bio 💋
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Nevermind I want the black one again
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She look like her name is pink and she’s really glad to meet you
Replying to @realdreamgirly
flordia, charge(s): engaging in prostitution and possession of cocaine.
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Slavic food
My mommas everything pot
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FINNEEEE I’ll start wearing colour again
how it feels to wear all black
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I have something intrasexually competitive to say
2020 / 2026 It’s so weird to see side by side lmao
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A2O we keep it tight?? 🤨
Lee Soo Man reveals the meaning of A2O, alpha to omega.
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Men inventing socialism from first principles after realising their shitty SMV
Replying to @WestsideLAGuy
Put it to him this way. He is ruining the market for everyone who doesn't make $5 million dollars a year. That woman will now install that as her new default setting.
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Replying to @gay_reactions
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This is quite possibly the most detailed piece on female attractiveness I have ever read. Ambitious. Author Aria Schrecker uses data on male beauty preferences to create the “perfect” woman. She’s Wasian.
I have designed a face optimized for male sexuality. Here she is. The key findings on which it is based are: - The highest earning escorts are slim with F cup breasts. The median sex doll has D cups. - Across all demographics, men reliably prefer a waist-to-hip ratio of about 0.65. Sex dolls have an average waist-to-hip ratio of 0.62. - When asked to rate bodies, men prefer a BMI of about 18. The average is 28. - In @Aella_Girl's surveys, men prefer the faces of 28 year old women to 21 year olds. - Men rate faces with prominent cheekbones more highly than faces with lots of buccal fat. - Blonde women are overrepresented on the covers of women's magazines. They are even more overrepresented in Playboy centerfolds, pornography, sex doll, AI sexy lady libraries. Blonde escorts earn more. Blonde women in general earn more and so do their husbands. - That being said, top rated faces are always framed by dark hair, not blonde hair. Most women have never heard a frank discussion of what makes a woman sexy in their whole lives. Because men won't be honest, women have been left to pass hearsay, gossip, and marketing copy to each other. To remedy this, I have written the first fully comprehensive guide to what men really find attractive. ariababu.co.uk/p/feminine-se…
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This is the height of romance actually
got curved so hard we're gonna study it in physics 101 (whatley and tenshi)
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You know a guy is rich af when he doesn’t immediately ask what you do for work
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cncpoodle be like 'im a toy'
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Have been absolutely cockslapped by nostalgia and longing for bygone times and circumstances that can never be contrived into existence again
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Her checking on the soupe de nothing is frying me
average housewife under a Reform government
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Incelogical studies has completely ran its course and only downstream laggards are still on the boat look how lazy and sloppy this writing is
Replying to @iFBugFights
If her voice sounds like she's swallowed a lot of cum in her lifetime, chances are that she has
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