extremely poor political, hockey, financial takes

North Carolina, USA
Joined December 2020
🚨 #BREAKING: Since renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America this year, there have been zero hurricanes — the first time in over 100 years.
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This is funny for like 10 seconds.
MARRIAGE TIP: If you're having a heated discussion with your wife, just casually drop "my mom was right about you" and let that hang in the air for a bit.
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MARRIAGE TIP: If you're having a heated discussion with your wife, just casually drop "my mom was right about you" and let that hang in the air for a bit.
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'hey let's hop on a call' hey hop off a building
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"Babe there is a garden fair this weekend"
He’s off work? Make him too tired to do anything.
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He’s off work? Make him too tired to do anything.
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Quickest way to a divorce is teaching your wife how to back a trailer
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Just crushed 2 pre mother in law beers. Wish me luck
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Typical: complain about all the Yankees in the south Also typical: date/ friends with mainly Yankees
My fellow Southerners, What is the most stereotypical, quintessentially SOUTHERN thing you do? And What is the most NON-TYPICAL, off-brand UNSOUTHERN thing about you? Me? There are literally too many stereotypical, quintessentially Southern things about me to list. The most un-Southern thing about me? I have two: 👉🏼Most of my friends are Yankees and I’ve picked up a few of their words. Wicked being the most shameful. 👉🏼When I’m not dressed in the redneck uniform of jeans and a tshirt, I’m dressed like a TOTAL Yankee. My favorite brands are J. Crew, LL Bean, and White House, Black Market. Your turn. And make them good. The NC Queen could use a laugh.
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Replying to @brianemfinger
*Gulf of America.
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Repost this if you agree Mike Pompeo should NEVER be in the Trump Cabinet.
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JUST IN - 43 Rhesus monkeys "escape" from bio-research lab in Yemassee, South Carolina — AP
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An average man should get 6-8 hours of sleep daily
How long should a man last in bed pls?
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Hit the bench Rudy
The Romans Were Right About Actors
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Happy 4th of July to everyone, including the haters and losers!
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This is how it's done. Take note #budlight
Statement from Tractor Supply
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Dear President Trump, I’m grateful to you for calling attention to the rigged polling methodologies that biased DNC-influenced media have used against you. We have this concern too, and I’m happy to show you the deceptive methodologies used by DNC-allied pollsters who pretend that I’m in single digits. You have correctly characterized these as “fake polls.” This is why we did our own poll with Zogby — the largest and most accurate poll of this election cycle. We had Zogby ask about head-to-head matchups. (1) You versus President Biden. (2) Me versus President Biden. (3) Me versus you. The results? You beat President Biden handily. I crush him as well, by even more. And against each other, I beat you in a nail-biter. In a three-way, you are ahead but I’m coming up strong. Two new polls (CNN and Quinnipiac) have me above the 15% debate threshold. Another (Activote) has me at 26% among young voters. And you and I are tied among America’s 70 million Independents. I’m also drawing a lot of voters from your former supporters. They are upset that you blew up the deficit, shut down their businesses during Covid, and filled your administration with swamp creatures. So I’d like to make you an offer. We’re both going to be speaking at the upcoming Libertarian convention on May 24 and 25. It’s perfect neutral territory for you and me to have a debate where you can defend your record for your wavering supporters. You yourself have said you’re not afraid to debate me as long as my poll numbers are decent. Well, they are. In fact, I’m the only presidential candidate in history who has polled ahead of both major party candidates in head-to-head races. So let’s meet at the Libertarian convention and show the American public that at least two of the major candidates aren’t afraid to debate each other. I asked the convention organizers and they are game for us to use our time there to bring the American people the debate they deserve! Sincerely, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
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It’s so over. We’re so back.
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