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we allowed to talk about Palmer yet?
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I get how attractive the idea but I really hope Poch sees how much of a death trap that job is
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I’d kms
Sounds like it’s Carrick sacked for Pochettino.
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It doesn’t feel like they should be the same age but I also don’t know which one would be older
❗️ FUN FACT: Fede Valverde and Marc Cucurella were both born on July 22nd, 1998. 🤯
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They were calling Tuchel crazy just the other day. This guy disappears in every proper physical game. Even Rogers who’s been ass got on the end of a chance and created one for Estevao. “Cole” has done nothing but hide in the box and lose the ball over and over
Cole Palmer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Really confused by what formation we’ve gone with for this 2nd half
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Not complaining but how is that a pen Brobbey is all over Colwill as well 😭
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Genuinely farcical man, O’Nein wipes out palmer and it’s calm and this brobbey guy initiates contact and scams a pen fuck off
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Delap and Jackson dunking on Maresca and Del Mundo absolutely unreal stuff
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First Nico Jackson and now Delap dunking on Maresca and Enzo Fernandez
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Giving Cristiano Ronaldo a fine of 255 euros is objectively hilarious
🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo has been suspended for 30 days plus fined for €255. The decision has been made by Portugal Federation after he left the national team’s camp in Denmark. Cristiano himself had suggested a punishment after apologizing for that.
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This Hurts story is insane malpractice. There’s lawsuits for medical malpractice in there
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Ahem. I shout this once again. Would’ve been such an easy signing to make I promise
get me chema andres. shouldn't be a difficult deal, just go get him
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Yo fuck my chungus life
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Would never happen cause JP but Kostoulas screams Chelsea player during Roman’s reign
Summer 27 saga I’m there
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Think this might be the last year for Mcvay
The Rams are deep in the mud. Sean McVay makes clear the issues are self-inflicted.
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That’s actually so heartbreaking for him
Just in: Sacramento Kings guard Ben Simmons is believed to have sustained a torn Achilles tendon at practice Sunday, sources tell ESPN. A suspected season-ending injury for Simmons after rejuvenated and impressive training camp and preseason performances.
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Great work
FT: ******** 0-3 Lazio Thoughts?
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Bruv how
Rams Injury Update: K Blake Grupe (knee) is doubtful.
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oh my sage is beyond gone
Toxic in the away end. Chris Richards storms off without acknowledging the fans; Jorgen Strand Larsen runs to get him, has a stern word and drags him back. All the players booed except Jefferson Lerma. Pierre Sage was hammered with abuse. Paddy McCarthy stayed for a long time to calm things down and was greeted with a good reception. #CPFC
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