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The Director General, National Information Technology Development Agency (NITDA) @KashifuInuwa, joined by Japanese Ambassador to Nigeria, Mr. Kazuyoshi Matsunaga, celebrated the winners of iHatch Startup Incubation Programme Cohort III, a collaborative initiative between NITDA and the Japan International Corporation Agency (JICA). This partnership is a significant stride in our ongoing efforts to drive innovation and entrepreneurship in Nigeria, aligning with NITDA's Strategic Roadmap and Action Plan (SRAP 2.0) pillars of Forge Strategic Partnerships and Collaboration; and Nurture an Innovative and Entrepreneurial Ecosystem. In line with President @officialABAT administration's priority area of Accelerating Diversification through Industrialisation, Digitisation, Creative Arts, Manufacturing and Innovation, IHatch programme is fostering a thriving ecosystem for startups, empowering the next generation of tech innovators in Nigeria.
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I accidentally found the TikTok page for the Nasarawa State Government’s SSG. 🤣!
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Omo I blame my brothers mehn… I blame them. I was just a little girl, they didn’t let me enjoy cartoons, forced man Utd down my throats and now I can’t function properly.
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FSTC, Doma shaped me academically in ways I could never have imagined. Within the four walls of that college, I rediscovered my potential and began to see what I was truly capable of. I remain deeply grateful for the journey, the lessons and the foundation it gave me.
FGCs are the best set of High Schools in Nigeria. Those who attended FGCs are a level ahead of others😎 Brag about your school.
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"I schooled and is having business in the so called village". You are a very funny girl and a fool if you think what you just said here downgrades Lafia.
Internet? Man gtfo, I schooled in Fulafia you dimwit. Spent the better part of the decade in Lafia and currently have a business there. Attached picture is front of Rufaidah! Is AA Sule originally from Nassarawa? If you know your history well you’ll not be saying this.
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Ur state has 50 years of inherited colonial infrastructure in Jos with nearly double our population, yet Nasarawa generates higher revenue productivity per capita and also beats ur pal, Benue. We built our capital city from scratch.
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The rage-baiting culture of performing for Elon’s payouts has landed this lady, Hafsat Abubakar, in the news and in hot water for fabricating or distributing a fake OPay shutdown notice. There’s no way she, a university graduate, didn’t know that the statement was fake, even if she didn’t generate it herself. She even stood her ground when she was warned to take it down, probably believing it was just another business day in the payouts hustle, where making wild claims without consequences had become a tradition. Some lessons have been learnt the hard way, and it’s a good thing that Elon has pulled the plug on compensating that sort of mental retardation. Quite a number of social media users have been called out for such bad behaviour but refused to budge because it promised rewards, or because their victims had neither the resources nor the time to pursue justice. OPay just happened to have both, and that appears to be how this particular episode graduated from online recklessness to an arrest. I hope the experience serves as a path to the lady’s redemption. You can’t always trend hashtags for people who wilfully decide to be stupid.
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So you are from Nasarawa state too
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⭐️ OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes wins PFA Player of the Year Award for season 2025/26.
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The child memorizes it in a language they actually think in. That's why Islamic knowledge is everywhere in the north every village, somebody can teach it. Hand that same child a modern textbook, untranslated, and suddenly they're "struggling." They were never behind.
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You’re from Kogi state. What do you do for fun?
Sometimes I wonder what people usually do to have fun in places like Damaturu, Jalingo and Gombe.
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Replying to @SamC_reports
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I'm a Yoruba Muslim,my ethnicity comes first before any alien religion, I breathe Yoruba, I speak Yoruba and I also pray in Yoruba My Father was a popular award winning Ifa priest/herbalist before he died,and allows his wives and children practice any religion. I can choose to...
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Replying to @SarkinMota_AMF
Hello @SarkinMota_AMF, we would love to support this by branding Mr Haladu's Indomie Mai Shayi shop and supplying him with some Indomie cartons. Thank you.
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After all the media hype about Ahmed XM supporting his wife’s business Darr Safeerah, I wanted to play the supportive husband role too. Since my wife is a makeup artist, I told her that for any lady coming for makeup, her husband (meaning me) would be the pickup guy. I would go and pick her client up, then take her back home after they were done. Since morning, I’ve not been able to understand this look from her. Hope I’m safe. 😂
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You’ve never touched anything in your life. Not your phone. Not your morning coffee. Not the person you love. Every atom in your body is 99.9999999999999% empty space. If the core of an atom were the size of a marble, the nearest electron would be all the way out in the parking lot of a football stadium. Everything in between is empty. We’ve known this since 1911. A physicist named Ernest Rutherford fired tiny particles at a sheet of gold foil expecting them all to pass right through. Most did. But about 1 in 8,000 bounced straight back at him. He said it was like firing a cannon at tissue paper and having the shell come back and hit you. That one result proved every atom is almost entirely void, with all its weight crammed into a core 100,000 times smaller than the atom itself. So when you sit in a chair, you’re not actually sitting on it. The electrons in your body are pushing against the electrons in the chair. Same force that makes two magnets resist each other when you flip one around. You’re floating above the surface, separated by a gap about 10,000 times thinner than a sheet of paper. Every handshake is two invisible clouds of electrons pressing against each other without ever merging. Remove all that empty space from every atom in every human on Earth, and 8 billion people compress down to a single sugar cube. It would weigh billions of tons and fall straight through the floor, through the crust, all the way to the center of the Earth. Same density as a neutron star. But the tweet gets one thing a little wrong. Whether atoms “touch” depends on how you define touch. Philip Moriarty, a physicist at the University of Nottingham who literally pushes individual atoms around with a needle for a living, says contact does happen at the atomic level. It’s the point where the pull between atoms balances the push. And when you eat food, your body breaks those molecules apart and chemically bonds with them, atoms merging across boundaries. That’s real contact. So what you feel when you hold someone’s hand isn’t skin on skin. It’s the same force that holds together every molecule in every star, pressing your electrons against theirs. You’ve never made contact the way your brain pictures it. What’s actually happening is stranger and honestly way cooler.
Quantum physics says that you can never actually touch anything.
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Oga chop first make you use ham see front 🥹😂😂
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This club is definitely after me personally
🚨 Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Manchester United advance in positive talks over caretaker manager role. As revealed yesterday, Ole wants the job and he’s a serious candidate with talks well underway. No issues on contract lenght. Ole is ready to say YES. Up to #MUFC.
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When you are done lying to yourself, you will warm Eba chop nah!
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😭😭😭 Do you guys know that if he actually goes mad, we won’t notice.
See Carter Efe that hosted Davido last night is back again tonight. This guy energy is on 100. 🔥
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