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👋🏼 Hi there, grab a seat. Here is a list of threads written for you. Please follow otter to read more threads on defi, crypto and ponzis. Enjoy! 👇🏼🧵
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the president is a dealmaker he doesn't hand out pardons for free. he makes deals trump building a sovereign wealth fund too did cz liquidate everyone to pay for the pardon? 🦦🦦
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cross margin is the cause of massive liquidations If you were long one of these tokens that wick down to zero cross margin would wipe your entire balance net long accounts started liquidating due to cross margin contagion across tokens 🦦🦦
Ted
@TedPillows11 Oct 2025
For people still don't know how bad yesterday was, here quick summary: $ATOM went from $4 to $0.001 $SUI went frim $3.4 to $0.56 $APT went from $5 to $0.75 $SEI went from $0.28 to $0.07 $LINK went from $22 to $8 $ADA went from $0.8 to $0.3 Top 100 blue chips nuked 80% in a few minutes.
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HAPPY BITCOIN ALL TIME HIGH 🦦🦦🎉🎉🥂🥂🎁🎁
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Bitcoin is a conviction play MSTR is a sentiment play tide is turning against $mstr don't get caught out 🦦🌊
Protos
@Protos19 Aug 2025
Some of @Strategy's top supporters are turning on Michael Saylor. @JoshMandell6, bitcoin bull-turned-influencer sold his $MSTR and called @saylor a "liar" after he abandoned his dilution promise. The revolt is spreading across social media with thousands of angry posts... 🧵
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the tide is turning among the microstrategy maxis coming to the realization that the mstr commons holders are the ultimate free lunch panic is setting in 🦦
Against Wall Street
@aganstwallst19 Aug 2025
Bitcoin goes up 1.5% and $MSTR drops 2.5% Bitcoin climbs 1% and $MSTR falls 2% Bitcoin stays flat and $MSTR still loses 2% Bitcoin pulls back 3% and $MSTR tanks 8% no matter what happens, $MSTR just keeps dropping😅😅 @saylor, Would you like to update your ATM guidance again?
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hibernation interrupt this is the needle that pokes the $MSTR bubble infinite_atm_stock_dilution.exe 🦦🦦
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BITCOIN ALL TIME HIGH!!! 🦦🦦
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otter supports small blocks bitcoin
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$10k more before Saylor is underwater then the real hunger games begin 🦦💸
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Breaking news: Wintermute rebrands to Winternuke 🦦🦦
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$GME dumps 24% after issuing debt to buy Bitcoin $MSTR must be very nervous right now 🦦
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otter called out gbtc otter called out celsius otter called out ftx otter called out LUNA/UST otter called out unregulated exchanges that dropped like flies now otter is calling out $MSTR it's a slow moving train wreck hurtling towards bankruptcy 🦦
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otter is buying eth for the first time since Ethereum ICO to deposit into tornado cash it's a good day it's the good way~ in 2 years I would still have the eth but maybe 40% of what I paid for it in Bitcoin terms 🦦
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Trump is our man in the White House as much as otter shits on eth software that returns privacy to the users oughtn't be illegal internet is an otter right Bitcoin is an otter right privacy is an otter right software is an otter right Tornado Cash is a human right 🦦
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it's been a decade since otter read the Bitcoin white paper back then simply a compsci oddity back then only read by libertarians and nerds back then only talked about by nerds we looked to the future of what Bitcoin could be, will be today satoshi's work hangs proudly in WH how far along have we come! sky's the limit! 🦦
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otter got conned by AI it looks like we have some work to do yet
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otteroooo retweeted
otteroooo@otteroooo18 Mar 2025
Replying to @Ethanshiri
only mstr bros are happy to keep yield with the issuer
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"Bitcoin yield" bros are mentally rerarded "btc yield" here is the increase in Bitcoin holdings per share, not traditional income. This can mislead because it suggests a stable return, whereas it’s tied to Bitcoin’s volatile price and the company’s leveraged acquisition strategy, which carries significant financial risk. Unlike conventional yields from interest or dividends, it’s speculative and lacks predictability. Saylor cons noobs by implying steady income, but depends on price appreciation. Leveraged buying never ends up well 🦦
Michael Saylor
@saylor17 Mar 2025
Strategy has acquired 130 BTC for ~$10.7M at ~$82,981 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 6.9% YTD 2025. As of 3/16/2025, we hodl 499,226 $BTC acquired for ~$33.1 billion at ~$66,360 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRK strategy.com/press/strategy-…

Strategy Acquires 130 BTC and Now Holds 499,226 BTC

March 17, 2025

strategy.com
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someone's paying the Bybit hack bill definitely not chineseman somehow otter speculates it's USDe holders devil is in the detail 🦦
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