#GoCubsGo

Anyone who is freaking out because the Cubs lost 5 games can give me their season tickets. – at Wisconsin, USA

Just like they promised, Teemu Sellane, Adam Levine, and Adam Dunn are now Bulls...and Stan Bowman became very saad after hearing about this xitter.cf/other15/status/8780044…

WHY IS BREADMAN GONE. THIS IS SO STUPID. SAAD CAN GO SUCK IT. THE SALARY CAP IS COMMUNISM

John Paxson and Gar Forman just called me to absolutely assure me they will fuck up the #NBAdraft2017

AB per HR Ian Happ 11.30 (113/10)

They're showing someone going to a house to "install" it. America is way worse off than I thought. xitter.cf/other15/status/8761990… – at Florida, USA

A ClearTV Key infomercial is on. I had no idea people don't know they can put an antenna on their TV and watch free TV. WTH? – at Florida, USA

A guy at work asked me what setting it was to make the font less fuzzy on his screen Umm...The setting is called glasses. Go to the eye doc – at Wisconsin, USA

This will be 3 more years I don't buy a kit.

.@NUFC Ashley gets the worst sponsors. Last time your sponsor was a shady loan shark, now it's a shady online casino #AshleyOut – at Wisconsin, USA

.@AldiUSA I used to be able to pick out sliced cheese by the color of the package. Now the packaging is all red. What genius decided this? – at Wisconsin, USA

While we're on branding... – at Wisconsin, USA

Oh shit. The Android Twitter app has changed again. Why do companies change their branding every five minutes? – at Wisconsin, USA

It's only a matter of time before Arrieta leads off xitter.cf/Cubs/status/8746880135… – at Wisconsin, USA

Enjoying a tasty bowl of Rizzos.#yum – at Wisconsin, USA

I hope whoever made this atrocity gets tuberculosis xitter.cf/CriminelleLaw/status/8… – at Wisconsin, USA

When baseball is eventually taken over by our cyborg overlords, Aaron Judge will be the last human standing. – at Wisconsin, USA

How did Mark Reynolds turn into Miguel Cabrera? – at Wisconsin, USA