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Washington, DC
Joined April 2009
I hope podcasting dies a painful death and never recovers
SCOOP: Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo just entered podcasting’s $100M club. Natalie Jarvey reports SiriusXM offered $140M over four years for ‘Giggly Squad,’ after a bidding process that included Amazon and former home Acast mrf.lu/2z4BW
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A piece of childhood gone 🍕💔 After nearly 60 years on grocery store shelves, Mama Celeste Pizza is officially being discontinued. Conagra is phasing out the beloved frozen pizza brand, with its products expected to disappear completely by early 2027.
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Shouts to the BitSzn boys for hopping on the show last night. Friendship, it’s important youtu.be/fXs1T4TpQMA?is=WJ-x…
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Join us tonight for a special edition of "Bit Doesn't Matter" w/ @matt_valdez and @drabtshirt tonight at 730p youtube.com/watch?v=dNGKmyWs…
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One of my friends back home is saying in the gc The Commanders are such a loser franchise it stunted all of our personal development.
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All those years of refusing to learn Salesforce is about to pay off
Salesforce in Claude is now available in beta. It brings your accounts, opportunities, and pipeline into Claude, with 37 pre-built sales skills. Prep a call, review a deal, create a pipeline dashboard, or send your forecast without leaving the conversation.
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We used to wear basketball shorts under our jeans and the shorts were *this* big
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It’s hard to explain to someone who doesn’t watch football that the guy on the left would smoke the guy on the right
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I fucking hate standup comedy, man
Theo Von was CAUGHT OFF GUARD and couldn’t stop LAUGHING after country star Luke Bryan perfectly SET HIM UP for a joke 😭💀 “Do you like duck meat?” “Never had any.” “Duck on down here and get some of this meat.” 🤣🤣
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𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: Fake 49ers WR Daejon Love’s official mugshot has been released. Love is being accused of posing as an NFL player and defrauding at least 26 women out of roughly $1.3 million. The greatest scammer of all time.
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🚨FANTASY FOOTBALL PUNISHMENT🚨 Vegas Street Performer🎵 Can't leave until I raise $100 Watch to see if I pulled it off
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Stuffy old guy in a suit: “This is ridiculous! Stop daydreaming and join your father’s business, because I assure you, hot girls in tank tops and shorts serving chicken wings will NEVER HAPPEN.” Johnny Hooters (Jeremy Allen White) in a denim jacket: “We’ll just see about that…”
A ‘HOOTERS’ origin movie is in the works. (Source: Deadline)
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A rap group from Staten Island released this music video about how much they love percs in 2012. Every single person who appears in the video is now dead except one.
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This show sucked ass
“Weinerville” on Nickelodeon 📺 (1993)
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I’d pay to wake up to this at 3:27 am again
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Me explaining AI to friends
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The vape store cashier watching me hit "no tip" on the iPad
Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) reveals new tattoos in recent appearance.
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We’re deeply saddened to hear about the loss of former guest and friend of the show, Hayden Panettiere. Even though she was hot and we were not, she treated us like equals. Safe home, Claire Bennet, we’ll grab that bowl of pho when we get there
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As another Washington preseason begins, a salute to the skies to my all-time favorite Redskins preseason hero, Colt Brennan. His birthday is Sunday. Would've turned 43. RIP.
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