Anna Nonymous

Do I like people? Hell yeah Do I trust people? Hell meh

I think I’ve passed my prime twerking age

I just want to get a curly perm a a call it good

I kind of hope my mom can’t see me from heaven. She’d be ashamed of how dirty the top of my fridge is

Politics brings out the ugly, hateful side of people. See you all when the dust settles

Some goodbyes need a do over

Squats, so I know I can still feel something

Alone, that sounds about right for tonight’s viewing

Screw it, I’m wearing granny panties today

Walking around moping is my cardio

You can’t clean sadness away

Full heart and full belly It’s been a good day

Land of the big sky and 80 mph speed limit. It’s good to be home

The positive thing about being on an airplane is going on vacation. The negative thing about being on an airplane is feeling like a sardine in a stinky can

No matter how Uber cool I seem to be, please don’t call me dude

Retinol on my face, Vicks up my nose, I just need some curlers in my hair to complete the sexy night routine look

<————- knows how to back float her blues away

I do realized I typo’d in my last tweet. I do know my you’re, your, yore and a lot of other words Keep your corrections to yourself

When you want to smell like your tanning with oil, but you’re old and a safety girl

Don’t mess with me, I’m drinking a blue drink