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snack browns birthday of course
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our classy first lady
Ben Shelton says he told Carlos Alcaraz he was adding Juan Carlos Ferrero to his team before the news dropped, ‘He told me he was so happy for me’ “Obviously I reached out to him before the news dropped. I wanted to let him know because I know how long and successful their relationship has been. I don’t know that there’s a better guy on tour than Carlos Alcaraz. He hit me back right away after winning Vienna. He told me he was so happy for me and how big the improvements in my game were gonna be working with Juan Carlos. I think that’s what makes him such a great graceful champion and someone that our sport really really needs.” (via @TennisChannel)
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mind u f1 season ended already
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alcaraz in the post-match interview: " can’t wait for tomorrow, I'll try to prepare the best i can for the match. i really wanna take revenge against Ben" VAMOOOS 👊🏻❤️
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see he can win in straights too yall can chill
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oh lord what a woman
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it's so sinister how a lot of people think the solution is to have a class of disposable women to bear the brunt of men's sexual violence
When Denmark legalised hard-core porn, sex crimes fell by 30%. "Porn is bad".
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at the end of the day none of this is about tennis and people are simply mad because carlos will always have the streets and the aura and that's okay
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and they will act nonchalant and say keep the aura we'll take the titles but unfortunately for them carlos takes both
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veganism would be so much more widespread if vegans stopped acting like there's anything inherently immoral about the food chain they're naturally a part of and started talking about the capitalism of it all but they can't do that because most of them are liberals
veganism would be so much more widespread if the vegan community wasn't sending out people comparing autism to pedophilia
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no way carlos reached out, but omg my faves interacting 😭😭😭 coco is the most hilarious person ever
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that one translator who's big on footnoting
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seni de ulkeni de tokyoyu da sikiyim demis birisi ama
Yıkanmış kolombiya ağabey çok güzel konuşmuş
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this is also why we talk about "lesser" players peaking against him. its less that they choose to peak and more that carlos' tennis giving them a chance to win unlikely points and boosting their confidence and mentality. even when they lose players say they love to play carlos!
carlos doesnt drop sets & go down against randos because he's a worse player than sinner it's all about their playing styles. carlos' tennis allows his opponents in the game more often than not and no matter how many peaks he hits this wont change
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carlos doesnt drop sets & go down against randos because he's a worse player than sinner it's all about their playing styles. carlos' tennis allows his opponents in the game more often than not and no matter how many peaks he hits this wont change
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he plays high risk high reward tennis and he's prone to rallies so of course there are dips in his performance during matches. he could fix every technical problem he has and this would still stay the same!!!!!
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yes sinner would probably win this in straights but on the off chance of his opponent having match point he would probably lose the match.personally as a carlos fan i wouldnt have it any other way i like carlos because of his style of tennis i think thats what makes him an atg
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carlos its never too early to call you an atg. not a particularly bright one but an atg nonetheless
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