"I can't tell if you two are having a serious conversation of if you're just trying to say the most ridiculous things that come to mind." - J

Hang out at the Tech Lab to get high quality market insights like "I know that Youtube, right now, is like, thriving"

OH "If you're going to ask me a question, first ask yourself if your mother would yell at you for it. If she would, THEN DON'T ASK IT"

OH: "Oh DANG I LOVED the Rescue Rangers! and then... when they went down under OH GAWD!"

OH: "I mean it's selling dildos, anybody can do that" "Really? I don't see anyone HERE doing it yet!"

Everyone's currently working on a project that's either behind or on fire...

OH: Anyone who's ever climbed Mount Everest is an asshole

OH: "I swear to god if they have any more fucking fun in that office I'm going to literally burn it down!" Re: @akrondevilstrip office

A from across the room: "Hey Nick, what's that thing that furries do?" Nick: "Yiff?" A: "YEAH THAT'S IT!"

The SEO on a Tech Lab heroin den would be AWESOME!

Everything's fucking "bootstrap" or some shit, why can't we build websites from scratch with our hands anymore?! MAKE WEBSITES GREAT AGAIN!

"Do you ever as yourself why you've never become @jsnwp ?"

OH: "Ok Marco, are you ready to unzip?"

You don't know how much I benefit from working at a coworking space just by having you all to bounce my stupid ideas off of

A "I dont like coke because you have to snort it" B "you can rub it on your gums" C "Yeah! Or on your DICK!" A & B "...."

OH #PopupTechLab was a success... @ByronDelpinal caused over $35k in property damage

A) Does your internet suck? Is that why you're here? B) No, I'm just so tired I can't be alone or I'll fall asleep

We live in a world where we complain about free waffles

I think he's a little punk bitch... but I don't mean that in a bad way.

OH: And you're not allowed to get drunk and yell at me to have sex with people