"Sorry, we're not hiring at the moment - you have great experience though, lets keep in touch!"

my buddy has been asking all the international east asian dudes here for this hackathon if they’re into ABGs

some words r hella fun to say like infrastructure and arbitrage @sadcreeper1738

maybe my artistic genius is bounded

breaking no contact to ask if she disavows the muslim brotherhood

met this european exchange student the other day who kept talking about how easy american classes were compared to europe, then he told me he’s taking my schools freshman classes as a masters student lmao

the way a white boy feels about japan i feel about boston and hong kong

god forbid a brown boy get a little bayesian

explained my solution to one of the midterm to this grad student and he started laughing #okaybro

sometimes i forget mark zuckerberg is a real person and not the subject of the social network movie

dawg what is in my music app, “it’s for u it’s lit man”

cauchy and schwarz are going to make me commit seppuku

she posterior on my kl till i diverge

i hate when a porn bot likes one of my really underappreciated funny tweets, gets my hopes up for no reason

VCDimension? We dont need to calculate that! That's just san francisco!

the concept of a cv of failures is really cool, but often times its just a humble brag. 'i didnt get into my first choice school for phd, but i got into my second' dude i got rejected by 23 schools for ug when i finally am cool enough to write one i will mog all of urs

every time i like talk about how im pretty bullish on agi coming soon gpt suddenly does some dumbass shit that regresses my timelines by 30 years, any safety org should hire me for my regressive abilities on model capabilities

i cant wait until i get to be a corpo interviewer and i can just fail anyone i want, i'm gonna make mfs solve 3sum in subquadratic time from that one openai proof and laugh at them if they cant do it

studying for my midterm on wednesday and finally realized why shit we learned in week 2 is useful, hide your phd advisor when i come around