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My smart toilet called me in for a meeting this morning.
Apparently, the fridge is trying to kill me.
Or him. He’s unclear on which bothers him more.
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The owners need to kill the no trade clause in the next CBA.
Some pundits suggest Dylan Larkin could change his mind and add the Montreal Canadiens to his list of trade destinations.
@SpectorsHockey’s Rumour Roundup: thehockeynews.com/news/lates…
Sens fans booed Tkachuk remorselessly. Including during this video tribute.
Canucks fans let Hughes know how they felt.
The Jets will do the same with Hellebuyck when they get the chance.
Good!
These are spoiled multimillionaires and we don't owe them cheers.
I had a pretty good time at my building's "Merlot and Murder" event last night, which is odd because I'm an introvert.
I suspect it was the wine.
I wish I'd been told years ago that the secret to extroversion is alcohol.
Are all extroverts just high-functioning drunks?
I’m a sophomore, but my girlfriend is a senior. And let me tell you, the joy she brings to my life almost makes the two-and-a-half-hour drive to the nursing home worth it.
— Zach Ford
I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
— Terry Pratchett
How long can he keep this up? Can he become the 2nd player in history to break 200 points?
Connor McDavid has 30 points through 10 games. 🤯
Troy Stecher plays hero for Toronto, the Leafs’ bottom six breaks out and Ryan Nugent-Hopkins makes an immediate impact in his return.
Morning Skate with Michael Traikos and Eric Cruikshank.
#NHL #MorningSkate