[pegging joke] #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

The faithfuls after voting out Joanne McNally and she tells them she's a faithful #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

The Traitors looking at Kenny like proud parents at breakfast #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

Faithful Joanne McNally somehow being more suspicious than Richard "I am a traitor" E Grant #CelebrityTraitors

Players, connect your shit laden hands #CelebrityTraitors

Everyone losing their shit around an aggressively stoic Ross Kemp #CelebrityTraitors

Jerry Hall just listing various men named James until people stopped looking at her #CelebrityTraitors

How do we present that Hannah Fry is smart in her cutaway? Get the abacus. Johnson, you've done it again. #CelebrityTraitors

Don't be suspicious. Myha'la: #CelebrityTraitors

Ross Kemp like #CelebrityTraitors

It seems Maya has stolen my living room cushions and fashioned them into some kind of jacket #CelebrityTraitors

Ross Kemp when someone breathes near him #CelebrityTraitors

Yes Michael Sheen, something is afoot. And that foot is in Richard E. Grant's mouth. #CelebrityTraitors

I'm in Scotland, looking for some Haggis, looking for a tratah #CelebrityTraitors #RossKempOnTraitors #LookingForAllOfTheTraitors

Zeus Greg is just Michael Sheen #Taskmaster

When will the government release the IRL Hobbit rape stats

Why did feathers just explode out of the referee's areshole? #WorldCupFinal

For me, it's not that the half time performances were objectively bad, it's just that it felt sterile, insincere and dramatically out of context. It was like a parody of the country it happened in. #WorldCupFinal

This peculiar display has the same vibe as a tonally jarring unskippable YouTube add #WorldCupFinal

When I'm at the shop with my mum and she stops and talks to someone without introducing me #WorldCupFinal