i need some fucking whimsy ✨

born 1996 // sea
Joined January 2026
willow 🤍 retweeted
WE ARE LIVING IN THE FUCKING DUMBEST TIMELINE WITH THE MOST MORONIC PEOPLE IN CHARGE. I WANT THESE PEOPLE GONE!!!
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BREAKING: President Trump is calling for New Mexico to be renamed New America, effective immediately.
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willow 🤍 retweeted
Shut it all down This is insane
BREAKING: Georgia police officer fired after giving her ICE agent husband access to Flock surveillance cameras, which he used to conduct nearly 1,000 license plate searches.
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willow 🤍 retweeted
You’ve gotta respect the longevity of Microsoft Word. Nothing about it works, yet it’s still the standard. Want to move an image? Good luck. Edit a PDF? Lower your expectations. Fix formatting? Enjoy the confusion. Ignore a spelling mistake? Deal with it.
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willow 🤍 retweeted
if you ask egg, it's all the same to him #valaerion
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i’m so happy for her, fuck everyone who reduces trans women to their genitals or fetishizes that aspect. SRS is so important for people with genital dysphoria
Hunter Schafer Says She Had Bottom Surgery Last Year: 'I Love It So Much' Details: buff.ly/K6cMP5j
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willow 🤍 retweeted
Jalen Hurts could’ve died, this isn’t the time for your jokes/stats comments. Black men constantly get overlooked by medical professionals, this is beyond the sport and hopefully it brings more awareness to this systemic issue.
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he has SEVERAL blood clots in his LUNGS and you let him get on a 10 HOUR FLIGHT and cleared him to play a fucking FOOTBALL GAME. everyone involved should be jobless right now. unbelievable.
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willow 🤍 retweeted
sunfyre is back@gwaynstonism7h
calling the most handsome man on the entire show ugly like let's bffr rn 😭😭
“fabien frankel is ugly” not even your delusional ass believe that y’all tried it tho
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jack lowden & saoirse ronan were absolutely freaks dressing up cerseijaime while they are dating btw 😭😭
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u guys love to start this dumb ass parasocial feud between darcy and frankel meanwhile this is them
Replying to @lesbunyra
They chose Fabien Frankel but not Emma D'Arcy???? Hmm okay😒😒😒
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willow 🤍 retweeted
realizing she means pinkpantheress
adela, pink and chappell i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
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willow 🤍 retweeted
It’s because some of the performers are trying to force a viral moment. One reason no one criticizes Rihanna’s performance is that she made sure to shine a light on all the models before doing her iconic walk at the end. You just can’t force a serve.
i wish some of the performers understood that this isn’t their show and they need to let the models walk
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willow 🤍 retweeted
The four stages of a day off: 1. I will do so much stuff 2. Later I'll do lots of stuff 3. Eventually, I'll do some stuff 4. Oh no
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They tried to kill Jalen Hurts dawg. Sleeping is too dangerous but yeah you’re good to play football with 300lb men trying to take your head off 👍🏿
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willow 🤍 retweeted
I feel like we deserve Mondays off.
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angel anok 🪽
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You tell Kobe fans he raped someone they act like you personally went and crashed the helicopter yourself
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me the second they show Valarr on his deathbed and haunting Dunk
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eagles medical staff do you know you're going to hell when you die
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willow 🤍 retweeted
can we have 5 seconds flashback of valarr coughing on his death bed... ira parker... please ira... valarr... please... 5 seconds...
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