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me: stressed about raph trying to beat me up. also me: annoys him MORE

Leo said that about me!?? That's soooo dope!! He's the leader though so he gets to make all the rules! Haha. Sick. It's nice to meet you too Bunny Fringe dude!!

YEAH SHOWERING IN MUD AND BROWN WATER?? ( STRESSED. HE'S STRESS— AAAND THERE'S RAPH'S FOOT THROUGH THE DOOR. NARROWLY MISSING HIS HEAD. PUSHINGGGG THE FOOT BACK THROUGH THE NEW HOLE IN THE DOOR. ) EEWWWW. GET YOUR UGLY FOOT AWAYY.

YOU'RE CRAZY, BRO! THIS IS WHY YOU GOT SO MUCH SWEAT!! ( ok he CANT HOLD THE DOOR MUCH LONGER and it even sounds like IT'S GOING TO BREAK IN A MINUTE?? HE'S GOING TO KICK A HOLE IN THE DOOR???? )

raph wants me dead in a turtle grave

OHHH!! okay that makes more sense but is way less cool but also kinda cool because you know leo!!!

( HIS SHELL NEARLY CRACKED WHEN HE SLAMMED INTO THE DOOR. CRAZY CRAZY. ) OWWW!! DUDE STOP!! okay okay I'M SORRY YOU AREN'T THAT STINKY THERE IS ONLY A LITTLE STINK CLOUD THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND NOT A BIG ONE

HE WANTS TO KILL ME DONNNNIIEEEE PLEASE

it totally is fair! you even said you agreed so you know what i mean! woaaah. you knew my name like a mindreader or something.

YEAH YOU DO!! YOU'RE NOT STINKING UP MY SHELL WITH YOUR DIRTY HANDS!! MY SHELL IS GOING TO MY ROOOOOM! ( LEAPING INTO HIS ROOM AS IF HE'S BEING CHASED BY A CRAAAAZED KILLER. CLOSING THE DOOR AND LEANING AGAINST IT TO TRY TO STOP HIM FROM GETTING IN )

TRIP HIM UP

YEAH but he stinks the worst because he's always so WORKED UP FROM BEING ANGRY ALL THE TIME

( RUNNING AWAY ) I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK BACK AT YOU TO KNOW HOW CLOSE YOU ARE, IT'S THAT BAD!! I CAN SMELL YOU. RUN TO THE SHOWER

YEAH, DUDE!! IT'S SUPER CONCERNING!!! maybe you need to test him for like. i don't know. stinkyturtleitis or something. it's okay!!!!! you smell like antiseptic wipes

chat i'm cooking up a storm

nuh uh

REALEST IN THE ROOM!! he smells like turtle sweat and pee