deleting this shit for now. my 🩵☁️ is my pinned tweet. they’re not quite ready for freak shit over there but i persist

i’m the girl

i feel so absolutely crazy right now lol the goo of my brain is leaking all over me

crawling on the ground with my lower self

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

do i owe anyone money? a text back? a kiss on the lips?

my fave niece is selling girl scout cookies this year & something has possessed me like i am going to make sure she sells the most damn cookies out of anyone in her troop mark my words she will be an entrepreneur

became overcome with melancholy at work

very nice to meet you i’d like to know about…. sex change operations!!

i feel like my consciousness is a small bug piloting my body from the world’s tiniest control center in my brain