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When you believe that your god is infallible, you can justify anything.
ANYTHING.
This is not a reasonable position to hold. No form of slavery was ever moral, ever. Full stop. It's not a "complex question." It's a goddamn layup.
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So...the DOE decided that SARS-CoV-2 originated with a "lab leak."
The available evidence shows overwhelmingly that the pandemic started at Huanan market via zoonosis.
But affirmative evidence of lab origin could change my view. What kind of evidence? 🧵
nytimes.com/2023/02/26/us/po…
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The time is now. I need you beside me as we unravel the mystery. Are you ready? Happy birthday my beautiful son. We are coming.
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Re: Lil Nas X’s New Song
When you traumatize a whole generation (and more) of kids with the concept of a literal hell (something Jesus never preached) don’t be surprised if they grow up, realize it was a control technique and then use the imagery to make a point in their art.
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Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views
Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
Con: LOL no...no not those views
Me: So....deregulation?
Con: Haha no not those views either
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones
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I’ve written a lengthy essay on what Biden, the media, political elites, and the rest of us can do about the fact that the GOP has embraced bad faith as an organizing principle, both now and after Trump. I hope you’ll give it a read. crooked.com/articles/republi…
YfF8 winners and 3 losers from the Patriots’ 31-3 win against the Lions https://w rww.patspulpit.com/2019/8/9/… via @patspulpit
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For (2) tickets to Sunday’s game against the Cowboys, retweet this tweet. There will be TWO winners, Abby's hatpick!
#ProBowlVote
Andrew Luck
T.Y. Hilton
Darius Leonard
Quenton Nelson
Denico Autry
Adam Vinatieri
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I quit my job today. Ready to pursue my dreams. Being 27 and starting all over is difficult but it’s all for happiness. My peace guys, my peace! Im in a very great space.
I now bake cupcakes for a living. A simple retweet can change my life.
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I’m so confident in my @cavs, if the @warriors win the 2018 NBA finals, I’ll buy anyone who retweets this a signed @StephenCurry30 gameworn jersey. Even you @RandallTime. @KingJames nitter.cf/randalltime/status/100…
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If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...
If you're objectively embarrassed by someone smarter than you, it isn't bias if people point it out.