👨⚕️Pharmacist 🏋Running and Lifting Heavy 📲Released 3 apps, $1500 MRR so far ✍️Occasionally shitposting on X Vibecoding iOS apps to 10k/mo
Miami, FL
Joined April 2023
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Sometimes it’d be like that bro. Had a WWE superstars almost beat the shit out of me once in sparring
>be me
>pharmacist by day
>decide to build a 3D greek myth RPG
>on an 8GB MacBook Air from 2012
>open unity, xcode, blender and the simulator at once
>laptop: "no"
>fans spin up like the minotaur heard footsteps
>"your disk is almost full"
>move 60GB to an external drive
>"your disk is almost full"
>do this five times in one month
>claude polishes my hero every night
>open the app
>his skirt clips through his legs
>app uses 4GB of memory
>my laptop has 8
>the gym hero is stronger than the computer that made him
>Claude: "your Mac is shitty, get a new one"
>roasted by my own code assistant. Fuck…
>ask Claude to find me deals
>Claude sees -500$ but I’d have to drive 50mins
>me - “no”
>walk into Best Buy
>"can you price match micro center"
>”yeah we can do that"
> -500$ off
>Indian manager “but sir if you sign up for our credit card you ge….”
>me “no”
>”but sir….”
> me - “Just put the fries in the bag, SIR”
>drive home with 48GB of RAM, 1T storage
>laptop: "finally, a worthy opponent"
>mfw the laptop needed progressive overload too
Opened X today and it’s end of the world
We could enter a Covid Esq internet lockdown and you don’t have much time to prepare
Get a few weeks of spending in cash and have physical gold and silver nearby
Get a Starlink Mini so that you have Internet if local fiber or cell is down (~$150 plus $10/month in standby mode)
Power, minimal: Enough to run Starlink Mini and phones (~$1,250)
Daily need: about 1 kWh (Starlink Mini 0.7, phones and laptops 0.2; can limit runtime)
Battery: 1 kWh LiFePO4, e.g. EcoFlow DELTA 3 Plus
Solar: 1x400W folding panel, which refills about 1 kWh on a sunny day
Power, better: Enough to run a fridge, Starlink Mini and phones (~$5,000)
Daily need: about 2.5 kWh (fridge 1.5, Starlink Mini 0.7, phones and laptops 0.2)
Battery: 4 kWh LiFePO4, e.g. EcoFlow DELTA Pro 3
Solar: 3x400W folding panels, which refill about 3 kWh/day in sun
Generator: ~2,500W dual-fuel inverter generator; refills battery in a few hours even if weather is bad; get a few 20 lb propane tanks
Water: 14+ gal of water per person for two weeks
Food: 2+ weeks of shelf-stable food
Comms: Hand-crank NOAA emergency radio
God speed and may we all come out of the black October cyberpocalypse alive
It’s always like that my first ad was AI slop interview and it outdid other polished ads truly unexplainable