“Your perfume is so nice, what is it?” Chinese rain baby

Beautiful fall day. Heading to the library, might go see Whalefall

They locked my account down for telling people to kill themselves if they have a tummy ache. Free speech platform my ass

Good morning someone stole the cup but left the beans

Still there btw I’m keeping an eye on this neighborhood anomaly

I am the LeBron James of cannibalism

After hours we’re off the clock about to play one more game wish me luck

Waitresses should have waitress names like strippers have stripper names except you have to pick good old southern Belle names like Susan or Mary-Anne

We played 2 games and I got last place both times and didn’t get a single Yahtzee fuck my Midwest chud life

Slow work day we’re playing Yahtzee

Changing my name to Deb, dying my hair blonde and working at a Waffle House in Appalachia

I love the Midwest but why do we put black olives on tacos

It’s been a few days now. YCSE is slop that’s getting it’s dick absolutely pruned by normies

New neighborhood cat alert!! I didn’t get to pet him but he seems very friendly

Took my work wife 11 hours to notice I dyed my hair. Love is dead

Ally McBeal season 1 episode 12

Every year when winter hits the nearby Falcon comes and kills all of my baby pigeons one by one. I’ll post a pic of the falcon when the day comes soon

The audience made me partially dislike YCSE. Literally everyone erupted into hysterical laughter the first time Nathan was shown on screen. He was just standing there! Tf are you laughing about?