finance. tech infra. ms cs @unibirmingham. scholar @CheveningFCDO

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined October 2015
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Pou chèf gang yo ak manm gang yo k ap kenbe kat konpatriyòt nou yo an otaj ann Ayiti: Mesye nou kidnape yo pa konbatan. Yo se teknisyen nan domèn avyasyon ki fè pati misyon nou ann Ayiti, nan kad yon misyon entènasyonal. Misyon nou an gen sèlman pilòt ak pèsonèl teknik, ki gen kòm travay prensipal fè evakyasyon medikal epi sove lavi moun, pa fè lagè. Men, nou te kidnape yo yon fason lach pandan yo t ap retounen apre yo te fin achte manje nan yon makèt nan zòn nan. Se poutèt sa, jodi a nou te lanse yon operasyon militè pou pote yo sekou. Nou gen yon sèl objektif: fè kat konpatriyòt nou yo retounen lakay yo vivan, san okenn mal. Men, mwen vle pou nou menm, chèf gang yo, konprann yon bagay byen klè: atak jodi a pa anyen devan sa k ap vini si nou pa remèt toule kat otaj yo vivan. Epi pa pran pawòl nou yo pou menas san fondman. Nou deja fini ak gang yo nan El Salvador, e nou kapab fini ak nou tou. Nou toujou gen tan pou evite sa. Remèt nou kat konpatriyòt nou yo vivan, san okenn mal, epi tout bagay ap retounen jan sa te ye anvan kidnaping lan. Desizyon an nan men nou.
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Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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shoutout to @render for the $100 hosting credits towards nuclear-directory.org/ . my attempt to map out the nuclear energy supply chain in the United States.
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it’s crazy how one random event can bring down half the entire internet. even crazier that these random events are increasing and not even related.
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So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.
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now that ‘software is solved’, i might transition to being a hacker
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a lot to unpack here
I remember this end sars, I was in ss1 fggc. They nearly burnt down the school God knows how scared I was.😭
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‘just us’ gimmick in 2026😂😂
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no be the big 3 pain me pass. see my supporting cast😂😂😂
Season's greetings. #DubNation
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Artificial Intelligence company Anthropic recorded a $80 BILLION net loss in the first half of 2026
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see problem wey god allocate only you
Rema and Asake who first blow ? 😂😂 Rema first Asake blow but Asake still come pass Rema for industry now Asake done leave YBNL record label and Asake done start him own records label, Giran Republic But Rema still dey under Don jazzy and D prince ,Mavin and Jonzing world record label 🤣🤣🤣 Asake is now a boss and Rema is still a boy Cars wey Asake buy in the space of 1 month done pass cars Rema buy since the beginning of him career Asake is far ahead of Rema right now Asake have a Successful album and successful tour this year 2026 Rema we can't say the same for him. All the single him done drop in 2026 flop. 😂😂
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38 year ‘paul george’ out-mogging your franchise player💔
Tatum gotta be the saddest player in the league No MVP, No Finals MVP, Robin his whole career, and the one time where people expected him to be Batman, he’s Robin again
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jason tatum btw, na this season they go help me expose am🙏
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i rate it
The difference between a “role player” and a “bum”
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holy cope😂😂
Who's gonna tell vibe coders about... 1. SQL Injection 2. XSS 3. CSRF 4. CORS 5. SSRF 6. IDOR 7. Path Traversal 8. Mass Assignment 9. Clickjacking 10. Content Security Policy 11. Security Headers 12. Input Validation 13. Server-Side Authorization 14. Row-Level Security 15. Least Privilege 16. RBAC 17. Secrets Management 18. .env in .gitignore 19. API Key Rotation 20. Secret Scanning 21. Hashing vs Encryption 22. Password Salting 23. bcrypt & Argon2 24. JWT Expiry 25. Refresh Tokens 26. OAuth 2.0 27. OpenID Connect 28. Session Fixation 29. MFA 30. Brute Force Protection 31. Account Enumeration 32. Timing Attacks 33. File Upload Validation 34. Webhook Signature Verification 35. TLS Certificate Expiry 36. HSTS 37. Encryption at Rest 38. Dependency Vulnerabilities 39. Supply Chain Attacks 40. Threat Modeling 41. Indexes 42. EXPLAIN ANALYZE 43. N+1 Queries 44. Full Table Scans 45. Connection Pooling 46. Database Migrations 47. Down Migrations 48. Transactions 49. ACID 50. Isolation Levels 51. Deadlocks 52. Optimistic Locking 53. Pessimistic Locking 54. Normalization 55. Denormalization 56. Foreign Keys 57. Unique Constraints 58. Cascading Deletes 59. Soft Deletes 60. UUIDs vs Auto-Increment 61. Cursor-Based Pagination 62. Full-Text Search 63. Read Replicas 64. Replication Lag 65. Sharding 66. Partitioning 67. Hot Partitions 68. Postgres VACUUM 69. Materialized Views 70. Backups 71. Testing Your Restores 72. Point-in-Time Recovery 73. Change Data Capture 74. Outbox Pattern 75. ORM Lazy Loading 76. CAP Theorem 77. Eventual Consistency 78. Strong Consistency 79. Raft Consensus 80. Leader Election 81. Split Brain 82. Quorums 83. Clock Skew 84. Distributed Locks 85. Consistent Hashing 86. Bloom Filters 87. Two-Phase Commit 88. CQRS 89. Event Sourcing 90. Race Conditions 91. Backpressure 92. Load Shedding 93. Bulkheads 94. Jitter 95. Retry Storms 96. Cascading Failures 97. Thundering Herd 98. Cache Invalidation 99. Cache Hit Ratio 100. TTLs 101. Cache Warming 102. Write-Through vs Write-Back 103. Redis Eviction Policies 104. CDNs 105. Cache-Control Headers 106. ETags 107. Dead Letter Queues 108. Poison Messages 109. At-Least-Once Delivery 110. Exactly-Once Semantics 111. Message Ordering 112. Kafka Consumer Groups 113. Partition Keys 114. Background Jobs 115. Webhook Retries 116. DNS 117. DNS Propagation 118. HTTP Status Codes 119. HTTP Method Semantics 120. Keep-Alive 121. HTTP/2 122. WebSockets 123. Server-Sent Events 124. Long Polling 125. gRPC 126. Protocol Buffers 127. API Versioning 128. OpenAPI Specs 129. Backward Compatibility 130. Request Size Limits 131. Compression 132. Latency vs Throughput 133. Egress Fees 134. VPCs 135. Subnets 136. NAT Gateways 137. Firewalls 138. Security Groups 139. Service Mesh 140. Ingress Controllers 141. Health Checks 142. Liveness vs Readiness Probes 143. Graceful Shutdown 144. Connection Draining 145. Stateless Services 146. Failover 147. Multi-Region 148. Availability Zones 149. Single Points of Failure 150. Disaster Recovery 151. RTO & RPO 152. SLAs 153. SLOs 154. Error Budgets 155. Incident Response 156. On-Call 157. Runbooks 158. Postmortems 159. Chaos Engineering 160. Graceful Degradation 161. Autoscaling 162. Horizontal vs Vertical Scaling 163. Cold Starts 164. Capacity Planning 165. Load Testing 166. Memory Leaks 167. OOM Killer 168. Structured Logging 169. Log Levels 170. Log Rotation 171. Distributed Tracing 172. OpenTelemetry 173. Correlation IDs 174. Metrics Cardinality 175. p99 Latency 176. Alert Fatigue 177. Error Tracking 178. Profiling 179. Flame Graphs 180. Infrastructure as Code 181. Terraform State 182. GitOps 183. Blue-Green Deployments 184. Canary Releases 185. Rollbacks 186. Feature Flags 187. Environment Parity 188. Staging Environments 189. 12-Factor Apps 190. Multi-Stage Builds 191. Non-Root Containers 192. Image Scanning 193. Resource Requests & Limits 194. Pod Disruption Budgets 195. Semantic Versioning 196. Lockfiles 197. Reproducible Builds 198. Branch Protection
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silas retweeted
Panic bro Your life dey spoil
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pen game still follow for curse. make e enter studio help me record this one asapu
USELESS BOY .@BNXN ARE YOU DONE ?
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i wonder how they feel walking out to people screaming their names and singing their songs word for word. insane high
🚨 Chris Brown brought out Lojay to perform their smash hit "Sensational" at the FNB Stadium in Johannesburg 🔥
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well it’s crazy bronny is on the team and he isn’t
Dalton Knecht expressed his frustration after the Lakers waived him.. 😬 “Bronny over me?!”
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one day, i hope to become a politician. service to the people is the only worthy cause to pursue.
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