@ooooahah4

unfortunately I enjoy mariners baseball

Joined February 2021
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fuck this feels so good dude
mike@ooooahah4Oct 16
one of those days where I’m icing my knees after work
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one of those days where I’m icing my knees after work
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atram🦎@atram9Oct 15
Dulce vida ❤️
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SLEEP WITH THEM, LET THEM SEDUCE YOU GIVE THEM YOUR SECRETS
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 15
🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI warns employees that spies could be trying to seduce them; women may not be with them for their personalities. 📍Silicon Valley, CA “If she’s a 6 or above in San Francisco she’s a spy” warned one commentator.
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some of you make fascinating decisions, it really ain’t that hard to block people
evil chinese woman@girlpitnowOct 14
what is actually wrong with her
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“oo big fat jiggling ass” do you hear yourself
David Santa Carla 🦇
@TheOnlyDSCOct 13
If you’re mad at Shane Gillis, it’s prolly because you dress like a whore when you go to the gym.
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of all the stupid character assassinations they did in Gilmore girls I think Lane’s is the one that makes the most sense
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will always be my all time favorite
Kaiju Eiga 4K@4k_KaijueigaOct 14
"Godzilla Defeats Keizer Ghidorah" - Godzilla Final Wars (2004)
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do any of my SLC friends have a cunty green belt I can borrow for my costume
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me and Reed
lauren !! 🐇@bunbunstinkOct 13
great cocks cum alike
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most men go to the gym for other men’s approval anyway so just suck eachother off and maybe the women will like you more
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they might’ve gotten the Russian bot farms but they still haven’t gotten the porn bot farms
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in solidarity with all the women I am going to start going to the gym dressed like a whore
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every day I see some crazy arguments because no one understands nuance of context and can only have a conversation in absolutes
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anything but making your own fucking burger that isn’t soggy and mid
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 13
In-N-Out fans are paying up to $50 for "black market" burger deliveries to eat at home The chain refuses to join delivery apps because it wants to preserve its personal service
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imagine 50 kitty cats in you immediate vicinity
S@SlurpfeeeOct 12
oomf calling 50 likes a hit tweet
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hello #chicago I am inside of you for only an hour
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Kelly clarkson is at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzaria and she is refusing to leave until they sell her Freddy Fazbear
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#IDoNotStandWithKellyClarkson
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Kelly Clarkson having her Veruca Salt tantrum about a $15,000 steam punk bird in the middle of a cost of living crisis is peak guillotine if you ask me
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