It’s Friday. Let’s do a Weekend Giveaway! One winner get a KRS Sample Pack and a spiffy new trucker cap. Usual rules apply. Hit the comments if you aren’t sure, the homies will fill you in. Ends Sunday night. Winner announced sometime Monday, whenever I get a chance to after being back at the factory after vacation 😂

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Meet the Bronut at The Farmstead in Nashville. It’s two buttermilk biscuits stuffed with cheesecake filling, rolled in pancake batter, deep fried and covered in blueberry compote. Pretty much what heaven must taste like.

There is no maple in Mrs. Butterworth's. The ingredient list is high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, water, and under 2% of cellulose gum, salt, molasses, natural and artificial flavor, caramel color, and preservatives. The brown is caramel color. The thickness is cellulose gum. The maple taste is flavoring. Pearl Milling Company, the brand that used to be Aunt Jemima, is built the same way. Now look at the front of the bottle, it says Original Syrup or Pancake Syrup. It never says maple syrup, because legally it can't. FDA's standard of identity says the solids in maple syrup have to come from maple sap and nothing else, at 66% or more by weight. That rule is also why the real thing costs what it does. It takes around 40 gallons of sap boiled down to make one gallon of syrup.

In my printer settings, If I don't want to print the whole document, it offers me the option to print all even pages, or print all odd pages. There has never been a scenario in my life where I needed all the odd or even pages of a document.

If you were a bird what kind of bird would you be? (Can’t say Bald Eagle) Me:

Forty years after its founding, Summit Brewing Co. is headed for foreclosure, spelling uncertainty for one of Minnesota's craft beer pioneers. kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/…

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Seattle leaders want to hire a $400,000 consultant to tell them how to fight crime.