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We’d be stupid to get rid of Sage anytime soon… #cpfc
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Assume we will be having a general election to vote on this?
Exclusive from @benclatworthy Britain is holding talks with the EU about a potential return to free movement and other options for closer alignment The Times has been told that the UK is discussing a series of options about the future relationship which are due to be unveiled within weeks Andy Burnham plans to set out his vision for closer ties with the bloc, including the potential of rejoining the union, and have a “conversation with the British public about our long-term future” The options that will be presented are being discussed with officials in Brussels to ensure both sides would ultimately be able to agree One source said all such routes would be “discussed using diplomatic channels” before any “big bang” launch of the options on the table thetimes.com/article/4ef6707…
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Replying to @CEO4TAG
@CEO4TAG Steve, I’ve never tagged you in a moan before. I know 95% of the times you get tagged on here it’s not justified, and the abuse hurled your way is not on Putting the on-pitch issues to one side, I am now actively not enjoying the matchday experience at Selhurst [1/9]
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5 first team players out isn’t helping anyone. Riad, Tomiyasu, Timber, Sarr, Larsen… the 3 atb obviously hadn’t been working so why is there 0 attempt to try a 4231 or 433? I don’t get it #cpfc
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For someone with lung issues in the uk, I should have realised how much 2500m above sea level in Mexico City would affect me ☹️🤦‍♂️ just about managed to walk 150m to some cafes. Which wiped me out! Hope Oaxaca is a bit easier…
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Only #cpfc could manage to get themselves into such a pickle after finding themselves in the best position in their history (Europa, 3 trophies…) 🤦‍♂️😭
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I’ve just seen Nixon mention Scott Parker… Jesus Christ. We’re in the europa league. Surely we can do better than that!? 😭🤦‍♂️ #cpfc
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Yes the personnel at the back isn’t great but the system is worse. #cpfc
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Two managers in a row that are too stubborn to change the formation…#cpfc
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Welcome Sean ☹️ #cpfc
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Game over and not even ten mins gone. Well done Palace. #cpfc
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I’m not sure what the f we do about this defence but surely playing Ahanor would be a good start? #cpfc
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Before their second goal, our defence had actually improved massively since Sunday. One proper open play chance and they score. Shame we’ve been toothless in attack ☹️ #cpfc
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Richard’s should not be in our first choice back 3. #cpfc
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First half was awful. OG completely outsmart Sage and I’ve no idea how we’re 2-1 up at HT. much improved second half even though Forest still missed plenty of good chances. But it’s 3 points. The most important thing. Benitez + Timber my MOTMs. #cpfc 🔴🔵🔴🔵
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Why has no one in his team not told him that he’s months behind ‘the process’? 🤦‍♂️
🗣️ "I haven't downplayed the seriousness of the findings." Andy Burnham has addressed concerns that he devalued the verdict against Man City after the club were found guilty of Premier League financial rule breaches.
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Great, thanks Andy. You know we already have an app for this? 🤦‍♂️
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Getting so many ‘car finance law’ calls. It’s so annoying as I have to pick the phone up in case it’s something random job related! How do so many of these people get my number!? 🤬
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An absolute privilege to see someone turn out for #cpfc every week for a couple of years…
🚨🇫🇷 MICHAEL OLISE OPENS THE SCORING FOR FRANCE! WHAT A FANTASTIC FREE KICK! 🤯 France 1-0 Italy. xitter.cf/canadaislands/status/2…
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Does anyone actually know what these French dimwits are protesting? 🤷‍♂️
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