@onomasticon

Phil Collins enthusiast

 Los Angeles
Joined October 2011
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right now: “am I jet lagged” or “am I 36”
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Shazam but for whatever this Russian uber driver’s cologne is (language barrier)
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Grateful to be alive at the same time as Steph.
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Idk how to explain this but Santa Monica’s architecture looks like this car
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ retweeted
Ricky G
@jrichardgoodman17 Dec 2023
Next time your n LA ,go to Taylor's steakhouse it's close to downtown it's n Korea town tell them you don't need a menu ,just order the rib eye on the bone loaded bake potato, you dont like it send me the bill I ll wire you the cash 👊
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Is it still love bombing if they do it forever?
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idk why but every woman i talk to seems to really like their dentist
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Ok this is racist
The Tennis Letter
@TheTennisLetter14 Jun 2023
Stefanos Tsitsipas on Nick Kyrgios feud: “He’s brought NBA basketball attitude to tennis. I’d describe it as an uneducated approach to playing tennis. Tennis is a gentleman's sport, it's all about respect. We’re not playing basketball.. He kept putting his towel in my box”
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“country” and “county” r too similar in spelling for my taste
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Tattoo idea: the heart and banner with “shiksa” on it.
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Nothing says “friend zone” quite like this emoji “🫶🏻”
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Happy 3/11 (where you listen to amber 3ish times and then sublime for 16 hours)
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Eating yogurt is something you do in private
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la is so back rn
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some people probably took the concord to an oasis show. that’s peak.
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Adding Selena Gomez to my close friends just in case
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Smoking weed and then allowing yourself to be seen in public is always a risk
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im in a liminal phase right now
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the inability to fall asleep in silence is a red flag
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If someone says “Thank you so much” to wait staff for like being brought ketchup…they are police
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