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kampala
Joined March 2012
Women always posting they want intelligent men. When I approach them, they discover they prefer handsome men.
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Possessing the expertise to successfully execute the vision of a client, architect, and civil engineer πŸ‘·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ can be significantly more lucrative than the combined potential of all three roles. 😎
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Moi even received worse. Guess who came out on top?
Handlers of @jessica_alupo should tell her to resign. What we are seeing is IMPUDENCE personified and she is on the receiving end of it.
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Replying to @Moses_Olweny_1
@Moses_Olweny_1. Clearly, fear is not a factor for you! Always a pleasure catching up with you, mate! A "TGH Original " will always be welcome, even if @BunkzND sent you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
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The internet is US military technology
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"I am on 7 months without a salary, on the verge of financial ruin, at the mercy of landlords and creditors. No Board has removed me as the CEO yet the World Bank are just sitting there, driving me to the verge of a mental breakdown. All so that they can take control of the Board and acquire the company at a depressed price. Employees are praying and fasting daily wondering when the siege will end." β€” Sam Gikandi, Co-Founder & CEO, Africa's Talking Read the full story of the Corporate Chicannery at Africa's Talking here boardlot.co.ke/p/top-of-the-…
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What's your suggestion? We should stop creating humans or have a million dollars.
In 2026, any extra human you bring into your life (babies) is going to cost you about $150,000 by the time they are 18 years old, that's in Africa, elsewhere it's more. I am talking about anyone who wants to give their children a decent life. So the narrative of God will provide
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Just add Uganda where Kenya is.
Just like how the fight for independence and self-rule in Kenya had collaborators and traitors. The fight for a better Rugby Union and better management of our rugby affairs in our country shall have traitors and lots of Union apologists. Be wary of the opinion shapers. Not everyone wants the same thing.
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If you have not already kindly follow @KawempeClub. The Kawempe Muslim Girls Football Club are breaking new ground in the current 2026 CAF Women's Champions League. They are in the Semi-Finals this week in Egypt having beaten top clubs on their way. Congratulations! fufa.co.ug/kawempe-muslim-la…
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.@onlyzeno, Here πŸ“Œ
Capitalism has failed too many people in poorer economies like Uganda. I don't think state socialism is our answer either. Hard work, skill and enterprise must pay. But so must our collective investment in a decent life. This is my thought process. 1/n
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Within Uganda, the plastic revolution grew out of the centring of human rights violations in the years of the political campaigns against the Amin regime, and the truly horrific further such violations meted out on civilians by the second Obote regime during the 1981–1986 civil war. Such a focus on human rights violations suited the NRA/M well as it worked to divert political discourse away from the deeper and more critical questions of imperialist domination – and also infantilism politics – by centring on a very emotive issue. Read: theelephant.info/analysis/20… @NativeLandgrab @omarkalinge @cobbo3 @Kalinaki @YusufSerunkuma @jkobuthi @johngithongo
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Congratulations @LadyCranesRugby on your win this past weekend. Celebrate lakini usiniguse
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We are trying to do that. Sincerely.
Kyanja real estate developers, well done on the apartments, gyms and restaurants but i ask again, where is the big swimming pool? Please give us a resort, some palm trees something for the adults before i enter kids world park to swim. Thank you in advance.
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His love for brown thighs led him down this path.
It is often argued that had David Oyite Ojok not died, the NRA might not have secured victory. He was a formidable military commander whose forces made the NRA’s advance extremely difficult. Reports suggest that even Museveni and other NRA commanders had considered abandoning the struggle because of the challenges they faced. However, Oyite Ojok’s death, coupled with Fred Rwigyema’s determination that they had nowhere else to go and that victory was their only option, reportedly strengthened their resolve to continue fighting. David Oyite Ojok was undoubtedly a brave, competent and formidable African military commander whose contribution to Uganda’s history deserves recognition.
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The fallacy of the exceptional Ugandan who has beaten the odds. This shit doesn't exist.
Replying to @nikita_helene
Also remember it is not how much you earn but what you do with your money. Mama Rajab may be at meat packers selling her ground nuts but she is not having any salary loans with a fully completed house educating her children at Makerere.
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My niggas 😭πŸ”₯
Outstanding performances: The Golden Glove for the best goalkeeper goes to Edwin Ahabwe from @VIKINGSFC3 ,Top Scorer is scooped by Romeo Kasekende from @VIKINGSFC3 and 2026 MVP belongs to Bwogi Shawn from @phantomz13_18 . Congratulations gentlemen.πŸ‘
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Substack will probably be once a week now. Except for exceptional circumstances. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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If you drive a mistubishi white pickup truck (I think), came to an apartment in Kyanja and bought roses 🌹 for someone and knocked and they didn't open for you. I have bad news for you. After you left, another guy came on a jaj in those short shorts, and they opened for him 😭😭
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What was happening inside the military before Kenya's 1982 attempted coup? @CSKhaemba takes us back to his time as a young officer, explaining the grievances among non commissioned officers that preceded the mutiny, how it escalated into an attempted coup and the eight months he subsequently spent in detention despite not being involved. WatchπŸ“½οΈFull Episode on Youtube , stream audio🎧 on all platforms.
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Lydia Namabiro and Peace Lekuru this weekend
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