@onlysmartbrain

Cooper. he/him 25. Disabled ace Marxist-Leninist. Librarian and caretaker. I like Misato. dropshippers DNI. 'you are like a thinking person' - slime_machine

Iowa City, IA
Joined August 2014
The best way to describe my politics is that everything I jerk off to (hentai, erotica) is harmless and should be legal. But porn starring real people should be banned because it's patriarchal.
1
14
5,885
It's so funny how desperate Disney is to try and make Star Wars a thing anymore. It's not. It stopped being a thing a long time ago. Show's over, go home
Jon Watts (Spider-Man: Homecoming trilogy, Skeleton Crew) will reportedly direct the first installment in Simon Kinberg’s new STAR WARS trilogy, rumored to be Episodes X-XII. (Source: @DanielRPK)
1
1
89
A Nolan/Cruise collaboration would have a hard time selling Star Wars at this point. Society moved on
10
The thing about the underpants gnome joke on South Park is that the step process is much funnier because its only 3 steps instead of the 4+ adopted by the internet. Having 2 real ideas followed up by the Step 3) ???? -> Step 4) profit is much funnier than the original
1
17
Like compare the original to how you're used to seeing it it's wild how bland it feels
5
guy who's right all the time πŸ”»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
This isn’t very interesting and the infamy of this account really shows that there’s not shit going on here anymore
I can't believe I've been on Twitter for 17 years and never come across this incredible poster
4
47
3
1,052
39,026
guy who's right all the time πŸ”»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Grey Scare is finally here and brother you can call me Joe McCarthy
Father of AI-doomer ideology Effective Altruism backed bestiality, said newborn baby worth less than a hog trib.al/lsdMuv2
3
25
281
6,933
guy who's right all the time πŸ”»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
I genuinely refuse to believe this guy isn't just a parody account making fun of the BAPist right, there's no way you wrote this in total seriousness
17
24
1
521
11,346
guy who's right all the time πŸ”»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
fuck NO ONE marry NO ONE kill EVERYONE
4
16
64
853
guy who's right all the time πŸ”»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
this anything
27
1,104
43
15,853
156,215
guy who's right all the time πŸ”»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Good morning
3
8
1
174
7,925
guy who's right all the time πŸ”»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
we used to be a culture
Everyone hated when content on this site was driven by people like this, but little did we know the alternative was SO MUCH worse.
4
21
2
706
24,658
guy who's right all the time πŸ”»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
46
1,582
14
21,932
127,586
Mario 64 and OOT being made specifically by the people that made them actually put the industry like 5 years in the future in terms of 3D design if Sega owned Mario we'd be getting GTA 3 with tank controls
no more arguing about what if nintendo owned sonic lets start asking ourselves what if sega owned mario
5
69
2
1,468
24,146
You cannot fathom what this is in response to omg omg
31
482
7
16,314
1,079,892
guy who's right all the time πŸ”»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Riskiest giga of time?
The FBI wore "ZOG" hats (as a joke) when they burned Robert Mathews alive in his home.
13
173
2
3,815
105,631
Says a lot that people apparently are just finding out that like 99% of predators just want power and it's easy to have power over little kids which is why they're the target
Would yall crucify me if I said the majority of pedophiles (the crime) do not suffer from pedophilia (the mental disorder) and prey on kids not out of attraction but because they're easy targets
1
3
69
You can literally just say "Americans don't breathe" and Europeans will believe it
just found out americans don't say "pardon" to get someone to repeat themselves? what do you guys say???😭
13
380
Okay so I don't know how many people it takes to defeat a lion but there are 8 billion humans on earth. Do you think we'd stand a chance against every Pokemon? Because 1/8th of that is how many lions there are
look, "that's a lot of lions" is totally a valid argument for the "billion lions vs pokemon" problem I feel people don't get the scope of a billion
2
42
I agree with what you're saying but Pokemon aren't just really strong animals with supernatural powers, some of them are literal embodiments of time and space and shit like they're straight up gods capable of manipulating the fabric of reality
13