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I only allow Hellmann's in this house

Joined February 2015
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Sometimes I think about the mistakes my son made in his life, but then I remember, as long I have Hellmann's there's nothing to worry about.
There's it two things I pray too: The President and Hellman's Mayonnaise. Both have done lot for me.
RIGGED ELECTION. WE WILL WIN!
Yeah, stand with all right of you!
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Who needs to use facts when you have God on your side
I know many in business and politics that work out endlessly, in some cases to a point of exhaustion. It is their number one passion in life, but nobody complains. My “exercise” is playing, almost never during the week, a quick round of golf. Obama played more and much longer....
Sometimes I stare at the sun and think about how cool Hellman's is.
As a mayonnaise eating American, there's nothing I love more then a president who gets things done.
The people that know me and know the history of our Country say that I am the hardest working President in history. I don’t know about that, but I am a hard worker and have probably gotten more done in the first 3 1/2 years than any President in history. The Fake News hates it!
I've been celebrating that not guilty verdict all week. I kept saying it was self defense. At least I have a macaroni salad. #onlyhellmans
It's #WrestleMania Part Two today! Time to get my delciout @Hellmanns salads together for tonight!
I have 240 jars of Hellmanns. I'm ready.
Sometimes at night I'll get a container of #hellmans and stare into space while eating it with a spoon. Why did Brian make those choices?
Can confirm, delicious
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This is America right here. Stay home and eat a burger with #Hellmanns on it.
Replying to @BWWings
Got this gift card for Christmas....... @BWWings @astros
The best part of everything is Hellmann's! #onlyhellmans
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I can't wait to make this. I might make it tonight!
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Made a creamy lime jello salad with @Hellmanns and as expected it's fantastic. #onlyhellmans
I always cover everything with Hellmans.
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This looks delicious.
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Can you believe that some people make Christmas salads without Hellmans? #onlyhellmanns
It wasn't great so I let Brain know it's because of the choices he makes.
I'm trying a Hellman's mayonnaise cake from this old cookbook. I suspect it will be delicious. But Brian can't have any.