Probably cares too much about baseball

Memphis, TN
Joined October 2009
Corporate FIFA needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture. #freeBALO
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Can't wait to celebrate the birth of our great nation by napalming the inside of my mouth with a little cinnamon+apple lava
McDonald’s is bringing back fried apple pies for the first time in more than three decades to honor America’s 250th birthday. abcnews.link/3vthB3H
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It's hard not to be romantic about baseball. #RollTide
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Always knew my kid would play on that field one day … play/stand/whatever
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If loving @LittleDebbie’s greatest achievement is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Rest in peace, sweet Banana Twins. You are dearly missed.
The first thing JP would do if he had a time-traveling DeLorean would be stocking up on @LittleDebbie Banana Twins.
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To all who celebrate
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A week ago, baseball ended. 13 years of memories. Countless swings and throws. Hours together in the car. Nights scrubbing dirt from uniform pants at the kitchen sink. Thrilling wins, heartbreaking losses, endless lessons learned. Nothing has ever been as fun as baseball. xitter.cf/onejp/status/192626555…
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RBI double for Xander Pettus. Mustangs trail 4-3. T4
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‘25 INF Xander Pettus (@WinTheLastGame) Pettus finds a barrel batting in the 4-hole in his 2nd T-bat brining in a run for Houston. #TNHS25 // @PB_Uncommitted
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New episode drops tomorrow. Despite hearing arguments from the other side, JP is taking a hard stance on aliens.
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Triple for Ryan Mitchell and an intentional walk to Collin Bland. Xander Pettus makes them pay with a triple to RC. 9-4 Mustangs. B6
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You’re not going to want to miss Episode 3 coming out on Friday. Here @onejp @HayzHolla @six_mack @sidgray @799Tville help Rob learn the correct way to pronounce @ChipotleTweets.
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Jonathan Pettus retweeted
Xander Pettus (‘25 @WinTheLastGame) shoots this the other way for extra bases. Narrow base with good flow to the load and launch. #PGHS
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700+ wins and still counting for Coach Lane McCarter!
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𝐏𝐁 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐞: 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟓 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 + 𝐍𝐨. 𝟏𝟑 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬 The Mustangs welcome back another very talented roster this spring as they come off a 24-16 season in 2024 that ended with a District Tournament appearance. 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 ➡️ loom.ly/87rSyPA 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟓 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 ➡️ loom.ly/HYCZPjg
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Hear me out: @SuperBowl 60 halftime show - they each get a tight five. Who says no?
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We are all Egles now.
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It’s still real to me
JA MORANT DUNKED ON WEMBY AFTER THE WHISTLE
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