Light hearted peek into hospitality life from the other side...
Every venue ever
Joined September 2014
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Patron: A corona.. And a Mojito... And a red wine... And a vodka lemonade...
Me: $9. And $17. And $7. And $9.
#ordereverythingatonce
Don't book for 5, knowing full-well there are only 4 of you, but you are all fat as fuck so you need the extra room! #fatpeopleproblems
Parents, why insist on sitting in the corner, meaning you have to navigate my restaurant with your minibus pram? #selfishassholes
Customer at bar: One soda please
Me: $4 thanks
Customer: *hands over credit card*
Me: *looks for sharp object*
#dontwastemytime
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Oh the things I will do/say on my last serving shift ever... #watchout #shitserverssay
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If you tweet as a server I'm not trying to hear about your favorite tv shows. Who the hell gets a weekend night off anyway?#serverdiaries
Hope @BrendanFevola25 isn't going to the #Brownlow tonight. Complete flog. Would be a nightmare to serve #cutoff #youvehadenough
What a shit weekend! #ilovemondays #hospitalitylyf #myfirstTweet #imangry @angrywaiter @angrybartender @angryserver775