Fellas... she has to grow and deliver your baby, the least you can do is buy her a present for every trimester and restock her prenatals

Yes, I'm a grown man. Yes, I take the 'yummy gummy' vitamins after the gym. Mind your business.

You should treat your multivitamin like a 401k for your body: daily deposits, long-term gains.

Petition to change the name of "geriatric pregnancy" to something that sounds more age appropriate. Thoughts?

Second puberty feels like your body’s throwing a surprise party you didn’t RSVP to

Filling my cup by finally putting myself at the top of the to-do list. The kids are fed, the house is quiet, and it's vitamin time.

Hot take but we agree that treating yourself to a cup of coffee and a daily vitamin can be called your "morning routine."

brb taking my prenatal and telling my husband to go get peanut butter and pickles just so he can leave me alone for a few minutes

🏋️ day = brutal 🏋️ day + vitamins = brutal (at least I’m supporting muscle function)

What random food is your entire first trimester built on? No judgment if it's 80% saltines 20% prenatal.

If your pregnancy is being held together by your prenatal and the sheer will to keep something down, drop your current safe food.

Women over 50: If you could send a message to your younger self about this stage of life, what would it be?

Hot flashes in winter are staring at a snow globe and genuinely envying the snowman.

You know it's time to take your vitamins when your back goes out more than you do

Just took a 'quick break' from cleaning the house... it was 3 hours on the couch... I think I need to take my vitamins 🫠

Mom hack: Make multivitamins part of your kids’ night routine so school mornings aren’t as hectic🌙

a gentle reminder that you don't have to be "glowing" during your pregnancy. you can be tired, grouchy, and may even feel like you need to drop kick your partner when they ask a question they should know the answer to. take care of yourself momma!

filling my cup during menopause by telling my kids im busy taking my vitamins and then chewing them verrrryyy slowly