Oslo, Norway
Joined July 2007
Øyvind Skaar retweeted
First time having sex with my boyfriend and he purposefully ripped the posh knickers that I'd bought that day. I resented this throughout the entire intercourse. He still talks about how good the first time was. I still think about how much they cost me.
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Denne Asterixkarakteren ville jeg holdt litt avstand til
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I disse «i disse tider»-tider.
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Vil det ikke alltid være en brøkdel? @Aftenposten
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Even this will annoy someone.
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Ganske morsomt i forhold til humor.
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Øyvind Skaar retweeted
I'm going to start addressing evangelical Christians like they talk at gay people: "Yeah, I just don't agree with your lifestyle." "Your beliefs are simply a phase." "I respect you, just not how you live your life." "You shouldn't be allowed to get married."
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I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 @NASA
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Øyvind Skaar retweeted
When a coder of 40 years fails an interview because he doesn't know what's written on the page, something is wrong. gwan.com/blog/20160405.html
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"I bought my boss two copies of The Mythical Man Month so that he could read it twice as fast." - @rkoutnik
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Øyvind Skaar retweeted
So many people ask me: "I'm [30, 40, 50] years old. Is it too late to start my developer career?" I got my first software developer job at age 31. Who are some developers you know who started their careers in their 30s and beyond? I'm building a list. Please RT for reach.
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"Are we alone in the universe?" she asked. "Yes," said the Oracle. "So there's no other life out there?" "There is. They're alone too."
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Øyvind Skaar retweeted
I'm going to make a new programming language where the merge conflict annotations are valid syntax.
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It's not being said enough, so I'll say it again: These neo-Nazi sh*theads are now mainstream in #Poland, marching through cities with impunity & support from the PiS government. Burning effigies of Jews & now staging hangings of pro-democratic politicians. THIS IS NOT NORMAL⚠️ – at Brussels, Belgium
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