ladies if you want an insane amount of attention just wear a @jimmyeatworld shirt to the airport after a red rocks show. my flight is delayed so i've been here awhile & i've been stopped, high-fived, & serenaded by approximately 5000 ppl who were all there last night
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One of the greatest streaks in sports history ends today.
4/20/2023 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
4/20/2024 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
4/20/2025 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
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This is Sprout. He just turned 21, so of course, his doggy retirement home threw him the party of the year. After getting his new ID, Sprout got his first legal pup cup, then he and his friends celebrated with cake, presents, and even a Sprout-themed calendar. 13/10 happy birthday buddy #SeniorPupSaturday
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Our East Valley Animal Services Center is in need of dog treats!
All donations of unopened dog treats are accepted, and there are donation bins at the front of the shelter near receiving.
Thank you for helping enrich the lives of our shelter dogs!
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The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy
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This is Albie. He was so touched by his family singing happy birthday in his native language that he didn't notice the cupcakes with his face on them. 13/10 hbd Albie #SeniorPupSaturday
if only we had universal healthcare 🤔
Every year since 2019, the Dodgers have quietly renewed Andrew Toles’ contract so he can retain his health insurance while placing him on the restricted list so he would not take a roster spot.
The Dodgers have revealed that proceeding in this manner was no longer possible and the team is working with his family to figure out “how to best move forward.”
latimes.com/sports/dodgers/s…
hey @dodgers take a note
The U.S. women's hockey team has politely declined an invitation from President Donald Trump to attend his State of the Union address Tuesday.
In a statement the team said, "Due to the timing and previously scheduled academic and professional commitments following the Games, the athletes are unable to participate. They were honored to be included and are grateful for the acknowledgment."
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thats so brave of her i would never get married in front of bad bunny just in case there was still a chance
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the commander in chief just got outed as (allegedly) a murderous p*dophile who is currently deploying masked goons to kidnap and murder the very demographic who fills more than half your stadium on any given night
disappointed doesn't even begin to describe
Dodgers plan to attend White House following latest World Series championship latimes.com/sports/dodgers/s…
fucking losers
Dodgers plan to attend White House following latest World Series championship latimes.com/sports/dodgers/s…


























