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Joined January 2019
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اللهم ومن ارادني بسوء فأرده، ومن كادني فكده
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فعاليه جديده تعزموني على بيتكم وانام فيه واعطيكم تقييم
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ادرس طب سبع سنين واكثر وبالاخير بعالج هذي… dawg ion know what to say but i hope you do not end up ill ffs
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“she keeps me a photo when i was a children” babes listen, its aight to tweet in your native language okay? wallahi its okay just dont embarrass yourself
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الحل الاخير للميدات
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med school is so draining wtf i seriously dont feel like an actual human being
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been sleeping nonstop for two continuous days. boutta sleep in a few minutes
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ميد و فاينل البيديا بفيدو واحد:
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راسي ينبض من التعب شنو هذا ديسلوكيشن اوف ذا هارت ولا وش
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يوميات ضرس العقل
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there is this technique used to encourage children to eat called the “this or that” method. you basically give them two food options to choose from while eliminating the option of saying no. now tell me why mum uses that on me? n why does it lowkey work…
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calves hurt so bad might as well cut em the fuck off
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تدربت على ستيشن واحد بالاوسكي مع امي والحين شوي و ارجع من الضحك. وقسم بالله يا انه البلوك ذا is a fucking joke to me
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فهموني ليه كل الي بالاوبي قايني او الي ودهم فيه مرتبين وحلوين مره؟؟ والله مامرت علي وحده الا وهي نور على نور. حتى حقين البيديا نفس الشي يا الله
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craving coffee that would send me to the ER
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got my trousers pulled down in the hallways. im getting harassed by my own friends sos send help
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man being uncertain is too much for me. fuck this shit
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i think i’ve seen enough for now. someone crack my phone ffs i cant deal with people no more😭😭
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damn bruh…never thought people are that crazy. wym you’ve been using other people’s photos for years js cause u insecure? brother man up, aint no body care bout yo shrek lookin ass
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يعني الى وين توصل الفضاوه؟ من وين لك الوقت؟ كيف عندك المجال انك تفكر كذا اصلا بدمع من الضحك. الواحد الايام ذي لو سكر عيونه ثانيه بس، كانه مسكرها لمدة ١٢ ساعه ول
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college core: you sit in the class for attendance then go home and teach yourself
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