@olympicrunner

Hey! You’re reading my Bio 👍🏻 Happy Husband 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and Father of Two 👫

 Fort Myers, FL
Joined April 2009
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Jameis Winston and OBJ on my TV screen in 2026
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Jameis Winston? The World Cup correspondent?
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Me knowing I have to watch 15 more Bucs games this season
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evil fermin@mesquemeow
Sep 20
“shoots like a lesbian” mind you
BR0TD🕊️@br0nthedouble
Sep 19
Lamine couldda left with a hattrick of assists if Gordon didn’t shoot like a lesbian💔💔
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Despite spending only four seasons with the Browns, Baker Mayfield still has the most wins of any Browns quarterback since they returned to the NFL in 1999 with 30. Mayfield gets a chance to square off today against his former team, which traded him away after acquiring Deshaun Watson from the Houston Texans.
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MC
@CrewsMat10
Sep 19
NO WAY THIS GUY HAS UNLOCKED HEADERS😭
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@CrewsMat10
Sep 19
RAPHINHA EVEN WITH HIS FVCKING HEADD??????
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aizk ✡️
@Aizkmusic
Sep 19
"The craft of writing code will disappear. Yes there are Italian shoemakers around. But look at your feet."
Thorsten Ball
@thorstenball
Sep 19
Most predictions I see are still way too conservative. Here's mine
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tai@peraltigs
Sep 18
o barcelona masculino bate num dia e o feminino mata no outro
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doogs
@d00gs
Sep 19
This is bigger step forward for soccer culture in America than beating winning a knockout game
Connor@connor9299
Sep 19
#nycfc fans being held back and tased by police for trying to rush and throw bottles at the #RBNY subway escort
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When your entire league laughed at you for drafting Josh Allen early but you're the one laughing now
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BronxBmbrz
@BronxBmbrz
Sep 17
How is this not getting national headlines, this is unlike anything we’ve seen before This team genuinely never loses lol
MLB
@MLB
Sep 17
Richie Palacios’ bases-clearing double highlights a 6-run 4th inning for @RaysBaseball!
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By the time it opens some random laliga team would be already 5–0 down to Barça
HOUSE PORN
@HOUSEPORN___
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Bugatti has just released its own TV 😳
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alex ✌️@WPBLESBIAN
Sep 17
they killed his whimsy :(
Talkin' Baseball
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Sep 17
Jefry Yan has stopped doing his jumping celebration after strikeouts
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Adam Levitan
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Sep 17
Lot of people wondering what’s wrong with Chargers. Found it.
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ESPN FC
@ESPNFC
Sep 16
For the FIRST TIME EVER, Barcelona have scored over 30 goals in their first 7 matches in all comps 🤯 THEY ARE A SCORING MACHINE THIS SEASON 🦿
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L@Patrickmuweng3
Sep 16
Imagine seeing ur relatives killer get a title card like invincible breh
Netflix
@netflix
Sep 15
Get ready to meet the next monster...
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JON YOU DON’T HAVE TO ROTATE IT ANYMORE YOU HAVE A CENTERSTAGE SELFIE CAMERA
Stephen Robles
@stephenrobles
Sep 15
iPhone Duo on the red carpet, but iPhone 18 Pro for the selfie 👀 @johnternus
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That’s a wrap. #Mets
Anthony DiComo
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Sep 15
With tonight's loss in the books, the Mets have been mathematically eliminated from postseason contention.
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Ian Zelbo
@ianzelbo
Sep 15
My phone has been on silent for 12 years this is such a non issue
Sunny
@sunnny1583
Sep 15
iPhone Duo doesn’t have an Action Button or a Silent Switch… So every time you want to put it on silent, you’ll have to unlock the phone and do it manually? 🫠
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It has now been 309 days since the Indianapolis Colts last won a football game They do not own their 2027 first-round draft pick
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