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London, England
Joined November 2013
Olufemi retweeted
Mom: When you get married and have your own house, you can do whatever you want. Not here ​Wife: You're not going to do whatever you want here. This isn't your mom's house
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Olufemi retweeted
الناس الحين تطبل للاعبين عشان مساهمه رونالدو زمان
لم يسجل كريستيانو رونالدو هاتريك او سوبر هاتريك في اخر 4 مباريات #قلق
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Shane Gills is the only reason you made that post. So yes, it does.
Does it look like I give a fuck about a mf named Shane Gillis
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Pastor na enjoyment
You want a job? Sow a seed. Marriage? Sow a seed. Sickness? Sow a seed. Generational curse? Sow another seed. Then comes the 10% tithe, offerings, thanksgiving and special contributions. Meanwhile, some pastors are buying land, driving luxury cars and educating their children abroad. The congregation is told to sacrifice, pray and wait for God's timing. And why is the seed always money? Never your time, never helping a hungry neighbour. MONEY.
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what does an understanding girlfriend even mean dawg , una go dey talk like say una boyfriend owe una money 😭
with everything in this cs wlh I'm convinced all I've ever been is a lover girl and an understanding girlfriend 😭😭
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Women will literally go to therapy instead of building a flying car.
Men will literally build a flying car instead of going to therapy
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“So you have mommy issues?” “My issue is that you’re not my mommy”
Replying to @grandtheftnoise
My issue is that you're not my mommy ❤️
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Women have to come together and decide if they're equal human beings or not
They are losers omg! Wdym you want to come to a woman’s house???????
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Olufemi retweeted
Una no dey remember minimum wage when e reach time to bill person o
Mocking someone for having a room self-con in a country where the minimum wage is 77k and rent in places like Shomolu and Yaba can exceed 1m a year. The disconnect is insane.
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Olufemi retweeted
You see how logical and economically literate the women are sounding in the comments because someone is demanding financial standards from them? You see how suddenly they all know that minimum wage is 77k? If you like, continue dey mumu
“Hangout” in room self con, your Honda is safe 😂😂
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Dublin, lately 🤗🍀
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You see as none of them think of BBC? Because it was a Ronaldo carry job.
What's the best front three in football? Let's hear your picks! 🔥 💬
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Dublin, lately 🤗🍀
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😂
Replying to @UnkleAyo
Na mumu dey marry a single mother sha and na mumu dey marry single father too and na mumu dey marry self
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This is insane
🔥 HOLY SMOKES! A CAR DID THAT! The Tesla Roadster is now FLYING off the ground performing flips with ease! Elon Musk has this crowd absolutely ELECTRIC right now ELON: "They can have a rocket car." 🤯
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..In Fabio Wardley’s camp ahead of the heavyweight showdown on Saturday vs Dubois..Insane aura 🔥
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Before and after the dog park
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