i’m so fat n large but i’m happy

thank god my mom doesn’t have a dash cam

as a shitty new driver fuck when intersections are broken and flashing red i almost got tboned in said intersection 🤙 (totally not my fault)

soju mehhhh

homegirl woke me up and made me get up for ihop i turned into a grumpy toddler crying bout everything till i was fed

sat my fat ass down on a toilet in dennys thinkin damn they need to tighten the seat it wasn’t even secured on

can we just kill ai already holy fuck

saw my first nikki costume

homegirl buying me a big mac meal after she said she wouldn’t

u hate the government but u get excited when ur welfare comes

crazy straw style bong so i can hit it laying down

i love my best friend i just needed to sleep and think

best friend hanging with person i genuinely hate

boutta break up with my best friend cuz why she playing games with opps #fucku

u guys don’t know hard work ok. my back is hurting and im breaking a sweat from taking pictures of clothes for depop. u dont understand what it takes.

gonna get a hair transplant on my fupa for a bigger bush

lolcow entertainment is the new trash tv

fuck u discord removing the 1 day nitro orb credit