Writer repped by @ITG_ltd

London
Joined February 2009
Baby Reindeer
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So interesting
I spent a bit of time using Udio, and it turns out a bunch of its output closely resembles copyrighted music. - Melodies & chords sometimes closely resemble famous songs - Some output closely resembles specific artists’ sound/style - I could generate copyrighted lyrics for most bands I tried This raises serious questions about what it was trained on. Here’s what I got when I prompted for music by a band that rhymes with fabba, and entered the Dancing Queen lyrics. The tune on ‘we can jive’ is pretty much identical to the original. (Also see transcriptions: left is the original, right is Udio, both transposed to C. That phrase is very similar.) 🧵with more examples👇 (and more detail in my write-up in @musicbizworld, linked further down)
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The scene with the defence attorney's video in Jury Duty absolutely killed me.
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15 years on. The letter still keeps popping up when I least expect it.
‘I know it looks like a bhaji, but it’s in custard. Custard, Richard’ Benedict Cumberbatch reads possibly the best complaint letter ever, written by @olibeale to Richard Branson after a particularly disappointing Virgin Atlantic in flight meal.
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Turning up to a BBQ with a bag of liver.
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Some more Posters for Flora Plant. Written with Rohit and Fei at Pablo.
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I asked ChatGPT to re-write the lyrics to 'Regulate' and make them all about running a small carpet cleaning business in Bracknell. I have to say, the result is delightful.
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I’d like to see Bluey’s dad lose it just once. Just like quietly walk into another room alone and scream into a pillow.
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We're in a universe where Timothée Chalamet was never born People roam the streets squinting hungry for answers answers to questions nobody remembers asking Fog A peach sinks into a pool of black oil The ashes of a forest fire An empty perfume bottle A single word VOID
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If you work in advertising and you're not already sending Craig a script to direct you're a fooooooooooooooooool. He's mega. And I love him. shots.net/news/view/craig-ai…
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Hands up who wants to see Nick Cave’s Gladiator 2.
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Stood here squinting at this and feeling that I don’t understand anything anymore.
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Shout out to the elderly lady at Dukes Cinema in Brighton who just sat sobbing with me until the lights came up. Oh Lordy. What a film.
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The Internet was so much better when we didn’t have to make cookie decisions on every website. I would gladly sign a blanket deal with the whole internet allowing it to do whatever the hell it likes with my cookies. I also hate the word “cookies”.
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These are the posters to go with the TV ad for Flora Plant Butter. Made at Pablo with @davedyecom
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Some ads for Flora Plant butter I wrote at Pablo and shot with James Rouse.
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Wrote these three adverts for Secret Escapes at Pablo. Freddie Powell directed them. He has to be the most exciting director out there right now? Right? Isn't he? Good. We're agreed. Hope you like these. We had loads of fun.
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Our family holiday superpower is arriving at the beach at EXACTLY midday. Peak sun. No water. Squinting at rows of occupied sun beds. Shouting about waking up earlier then setting up a “perfectly nice” camp in a rapidly decreasing shaft of shade next to some bins.
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