When your fridge breaks the morning of the first Thanksgiving you’re ever hosting

Epic 4th of July cake, if I do say so myself

When you realize you don't have any work calls for an entire afternoon for the first time in probably a year

Sorry, I can't make it to the Super Bowl party tonight I'd rather continue to watch the drama unfold on Kayne's Instagram page.

You didn’t specify how many, so…

I love my dog. But hot damn, he's being a little asshole today.

Miami is apparently the 4th most sober city in America (according to some random press release I just got). And, ummm....

Dear culinary PR folk: for the 3894328904 time, describing the restaurant/dish/etc as "infamous" is NOT a good thing.

Alright Twitter fam, my passport is missing and I have an international trip this week. What’s my best course of action? Reading new passports are taking months to get right now. – at Miami, FL