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Such a mean old woman.

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Joined October 2026
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peepaw trying to hype up his flag football team that’s down 49 at half
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yep. meemaw made poop suprise again.
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white people moms be like let’s do the dishes as loud as possible at 12:25 am
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staying up until 1 billion o’clock tonight so i can have the house to myself
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Replying to @oldwrattle_
this shit is so obviously botted lmaoooooooo
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notre dame beating miami is like hitler beating mussolini
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my hinge date just asked for an angel shot at best buy
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oh yeah hit that shit john cornyn
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i don’t live in texas by the way i just post about talarico/paxton a lot because they’re fascinating characters to me
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when the MAGA jawn asks for my tiktok but i’ve deadass been reposting james talarico red shambala edits since tuesday
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verity
Gen Z deserves to have it as good as Millenials did
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yall lowkey sleeping on fortnite token humiliation porn
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fortnite token humiliation porn caused my uncles drinking problem
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Tell us your road trip MVP food.
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my microwave became code rotted after some delinquents put forks in there at the halloweekend party
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posting my drowning son on r/fruitigeraero
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yelling that i can’t breathe at weigels for no reason
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hmm…. i think i choose…. ahh forget it. i can’t do anything right
anyone else think its impossible to decide?
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why is o’reilly auto parts posting like old man rattle
My neighbors all have tinnitus because I just cut off the muffler to my 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse
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