Ludwig’s Holy Babe

40 year old man at the halloween party in bad drag with fake rubber chest dancing so they bounce around. i should carry a weapon

listened to geese for the first time today. sounds kind of like a straight will toledo

happy friday ladies and friends i love working its been an amazing pleasure to work this whole week with you i am so sad that the weekend is coming up and i will have to wait a whole two days before working again

the Chicago White Sox are my Brothers. i would like to see them succeed against one of my greatest enemies, Ohio.

this broadcast is legitimately terrible

baseball is really cool because it hurts all the time

i love Jarren Duran. is he a bad player? that’s none of my business. can i articulate why he means so much to me? no, not at all. it’s a mystery to even myself. do i go nuts every time he steps up to bat? mainly i get really nervous and my tummy hurts. let’s go tonight boys

Brayan Bello pitched 8 innings and only gave up one run that’s honestly a dub.

talking about my non-binary ex