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frat boy. toxic. psychotic. rich.
inactive u.s. air force reserve.
mature themes. fandomless.
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Iโm the most zen motherfucker in the world and all of you bitches keep coming into my space, trying to ruin that. Itโs not happening.
โPoppy, Poppy!โ He stops abruptly to shuffle over, offering a hand to her. โGet your ass in here right now. Here. Take this pool noodle! Youโre on my team.โ
He wonโt remember any of this tomorrow.
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A bounce house? What are they, eight?
โฆ A few hours into the night, Mason is, in fact, seen in the bounce house, laughing and having a pool noodle sword fight with another party guest.
He leans in and pats her back with a close-mouthed grin. ( Being the absolute narcissist he is ) acknowledgment for his โgoodโ deeds and generosity go a long way.
They got any food inside? Heโs starved. If she needs a caterer, heโs got contacts. He knows a hibachi chef that โ
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He heard there was a party, so guess whoโs coming in clutch with the truck full of liquor and some chocolate cake shots ready for @RadicalBarbiex. โ
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They donโt look like theyโd taste like chocolate, but bite that lemon wedge and trust him โฆ Masonโs got the secrets.
Maybe she doesnโt know this, but he actually gets kind of ๐ ๐ค๐๐๐ก when heโs drinking. If the alcohol keeps coming tonight, โ
He drops his pen on the desk to put his face in his hands, shaking his head while a potential military recruit drones on about why heโd be a good fit for the Air Force. No โฆ ๐๐. For the Army.
