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i think therefore i have anxiety

it's not disney adult, it's mouse-ochism

you can bring a horsecock to water but you cant make it cum

armageddon? wasn't that the movie that made aerosmith famous?

pescatarians are cannibals

new mexico? do you mean new america?

you guys don't get it elon cant do anything to help us bc he got all that money to prove that billionaires cant do anything to help us. hes on our team proving our point

rfk jr hates tylenol bc the active ingredient is asseatamaniphin

the super soldier serum is just ritalin and viagra

ask not how you can save face--ask how face can save you!

dear heavenly gooner, we thank thee for this vid

can't wait for the UFC fight tonight to honor America's 250th birthday

harry potter, but instead of hogwarts he gets into prager university

shane gillis is to comedy as sga is to basketball shane gillis-alexander

wishing david c andersen an excellent day

hi fbi agent? can you come get me?

you're not going to believe this

the andrew formerly known as prince

misogynists calling each other patriarch to reclaim the term patriarchy

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