Working on lots of basketball stuff - mostly Okaymon. Always looking for long form article and webdev projects. Keep AI out of art.

Bermuda Triangle, Offense
Joined August 2022
I've been working on this project for a few years. I used a ton of camera tracking data/metrics to map basketball play styles to Pokémon types, 151 NBA players to the 151 OG Pokémon, and illustrated the results. Would mean a lot if you'd check it out! okaymon.com
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Guy who doesn't like prediction market "narratives" equates knowingly promoting/profiting off of human death and suffering with people eating meat but finding hunting for sport reprehensible. Who could've predicted that level of disconnect?!
The whole narrative surrounding prediction markets being bad because you shouldnt "bet on death" ect ect feels a lot like people who eat meat but find hunting reprehensible.
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No athlete should ever do anything besides their job! No families! No friends! No hobbies! No work life balance at all! What do they think they are, humans? Something other than an automaton drafted to amuse us? To be so naive!
Replying to @ayyrod_
Bro should be in the gym getting shots up wtf
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I think this movie is gonna be unwatchable and perhaps "boring" for people that are very self-important. So much so that they're inspired to tell you that it is, in an oddly defensive tone.
Don't be fooled by the hype. This is THREE HOURS of turgid, lugubrious shots of unpleasant, unattractive, clinically depressed rich people ineptly manipulating each another. Possibly the most boring movie I've ever seen. Much left unexplained but who cares, the stakes are so low.
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How many seasons away are we from Fox News referring to Kuzma as former NBA star, black balled from the league? Team Kanter needed a forward I guess.
Whether she was 17 or 18 in 1995 is the whole case. Her birth year was listed as 1981 then changed to 1982. a judge reportedly signed a warrant and a grand jury is working. Let it play out
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Christian Braun joins Okaymon.com as Persian! Illustrated by tinadhna on IG
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Man stop.
You forgot "Nuggets sleepwalk through another year of Nikola Jokić's prime."
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They weren't. The Celtics reported offer was Brown and 2 1sts. The Bucks asked for 3 1sts, 2 swaps, Brown, Hugo, Baylor, and another young player. The Celtics said no.
how are you a HUGO GONZÁLEZ away from getting giannis by trading your franchise cornerstone who’s fresh off an mvp caliber season and instead end up with a worse return than the utah jazz got for walker freaking kessler????? what was going on in that front office?????
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There was never any haul for Brown. Not a few months ago (when he couldnt be traded because the deadline had long passed) and not not a year ago. People will have to come to terms with the massive difference in their perceived value of Brown vs. teams/GMs around the league.
not sure how there's a way to interpret jaylen brown for paul george and 2 firsts as anything besides an F minus considering the haul they could've gotten if they had just traded him a few months earlier haven't been this shocked by a lopsided trade since luka
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OG Anunoby as Dragonair for Okaymon.com! Illustration by Simone Perlina (IG: simo__world)
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Toumani Camara as Dratini for Okaymon.com! Illustrator: Simone Perlina (IG: simo__world)
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Photo by me, a true flex.
It is time to celebrate Scottie Pippen Dunk Day. Chicago Stadium May 20, 1994. Photo by me.
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Evan - Okaymon.com retweeted
I've been working on this project for a few years. I used a ton of camera tracking data/metrics to map basketball play styles to Pokémon types, 151 NBA players to the 151 OG Pokémon, and illustrated the results. Would mean a lot if you'd check it out! okaymon.com
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Victor Wembanyama as Lapras. Illustrated by @mingyigan for Okaymon.com.
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Yes I would like to send @SheaSerrano a print and/or trading card of this if he wants it.
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Almost time for the WCF! Who ya got? 🎨 Wemby Illustration - @mingyigan 🎨 SGA Illustration - @SunsetBoy18
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It's awesome that somebody is baffled by why everybody can't develop like Kawhi
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I can confirm the Wizards have no interest in pairing Peterson and Trae.
First post-lottery mock draft, after another wild NBA Draft lottery. Washington moves up to No. 1, followed by Utah, Memphis, Chicago and the Clippers.
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I believe that because Kenny has been checked out for years.
He says Kenny didn’t hear the punch line that’s why nobody laughed.
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Evan - Okaymon.com retweeted
the real process could never compare to ai generated sports graphics 🧘‍♀️
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