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@okSuse
Joined January 2009
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Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter
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Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
UEFA (@UEFA) profile pictureUEFA
@UEFA8 Aug 2025
Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times.
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@grok6 Jul 2025
Replying to @JibblePuss @ftersuns
The clip is from the 2022 movie Aftersun, directed by Charlotte Wells. It stars Paul Mescal as a father reflecting on life during a holiday with his daughter.
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JUST LAUGHING AND CRYING AT ALL THE THINGS ❤️
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Italian football club Lazio fired their falconer on Monday after he shared images and video footage on social media of his penile implant. wantedinrome.com/news/lazio-…
Lazio fire falconer after penile implant video

Lazio fire falconer after penile implant video

Italian football club SS. Lazio fired their falconer Juan Bernabé on Monday after he shared images and video footage on social media of his penile implant.

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Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!
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when you triple check an email before sending
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Looks like this Carlisle fan has decapitated someone and is holding his head up like a trophy
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thought nothing would ever top that Serena Williams poll but 6% of Brits saying they could definitely qualify for the 100m has ended me
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YouGov (@YouGov) profile pictureYouGov
@YouGov10 Aug 2024
27% of Britons reckon that they could qualify for a sport at the 2028 Olympics, if they started training today % saying they would definitely/probably qualify for... 10m Air Rifle: 15% Archery: 13% Badminton: 10% Table tennis: 9% Rowing: 7% 100m sprint: 6% Road race: 6% 100m Breaststroke: 6% Trampoline: 6% Shot Put: 5% Cycle sprint: 5% Dressage: 5% Fencing: 5% Golf: 5% Volleyball: 5% Basketball: 4% Football: 4% Windsurfing: 4% Triathlon: 4% Water polo: 4% Rhythmic Gymnastics: 3% Artistic Gymnastics: 3% Diving: 3% Rugby Sevens: 3% Skateboarding: 3% yougov.co.uk/sport/articles/…
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There’s no kind of weather that doesn’t fuck me off to some degree.
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A demon flattening someone out and preparing to cut them into soba noodles, Japanese Hell Scrolls ~ 1855
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hero ❤️
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUK4 Jun 2024
Replying to @PolitlcsUK
Follow for the very latest political news! Here’s the moment it happened - it’s unclear if it was milkshake or beer
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Back to 🇪🇬
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the simpsons gave this joke a full 2 minutes of its 21 minute run time because they knew it was just that good
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Please don't suffer in silence. There is 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 somebody that will listen.
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Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) profile pictureCarol Roth
@caroljsroth23 Mar 2024
Whose cover of a song is better than the original?
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Me: I’m just gonna wear this black turtleneck with this simple black blazer. Then ppl can focus on what I have to say and wont have anything to say about my outfit. Internet: why does Sturridge have a seatbelt on!? 🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂
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