@ojjish

hey can I have anything at all

 Folkistan, Istanbul
Joined September 2021
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imma wash this spoon just a quick rinse💦💦💦💦💧💧💧💦💦💧💧💦WHAT💧💧💦💦THE💧💧💦💧💧💦💧💧💦💧💦💧FUCK
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never philosophying again thought about what to eat for lunch and reached the conclusion that humanity deserves extinction
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picked water as drink on doordash cause it had more milliliters than other drinks #math
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gonna attend a chess tournament on monday can someone recommend me a small weapon that doesnt trigger metal detectors
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Petirep@PetirepOct 16
Say what you want about Elon Musk - he’s always pushing the limits and finding new and innovative ways to kill Tesla drivers, and I think that’s something we can all appreciate regardless of politics.
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Hey @thetomska I know this is probably yelling into the void, but I've enjoyed your work throughout the years and now that I'm in college, I'm proud to say that I've finally made your famous uni recipe. Whisky in bowl because I don't have glasses.
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I put more thought into silly hypotheticals than genuine problems
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V.Smith@vincsmithOct 16
Bitches can’t even drive in the rain and yall showing me flying cars?
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Ria@UnRialistOct 16
you are what you screenshot
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be honest bro would you pollinate me if i was a flower
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samulige@altuligeOct 16
be my lawyer bro 😭
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who the hell was sponge feeling like😭😭😭
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i love this video
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⟢ ⟣@vamptactOct 16
Son, your mother and i are unfollowing each other on instagram
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this is my 27th year as a ghost haunting the apartment I was murdered in still boring as always one guy brought in an ouija board and asked me what I was wearing though
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forgot the microwave itself is made of metal so it exploded the moment I turned it on
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Oh, look at me...I'm Ryan Gosling, I have perfect bone structure and kind eyes. Go fuck yourself Ryan Gosling.
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steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic’s vibecoded jerusalemware
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get me out of this country bro (without and with vpn)
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